Man hospitalised by Brussel Sprouts
 

http://www.goodfood.com.au/good-food...221-2bq5l.html
If it wasn't in Scotland I would have thought this was Steed prepping for his end of the world farting session.

I prefer cabbage as my farting veggie of choice.

Only way to keep the covers from being robbed from me in the middle of the night.

Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.:D

Same veg, different age. Baked beans and beer are my favourite fuels.

Excuse me. :D

Ho, Ho, Ho!...


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Scotsman eh?.....must have been on a very special offer in the veg section then :O:

Beans beans there good for yer heart
The more nyou eat the more you f**t/pump

Beans, beans the musical fruit,
The more you eat the more you *toot*...

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Foot pump?:O:

And I'm not a nyou.:O:

Bloody dyslexic netbook keyboard :)

Hang on a mo Jim...they didn't mention if these sprouts were in batter or not....

Heart medication does it for me. I wake up every morning with a fart that lasts for nearly a whole minute. :dead:

I find that for some reason zucchini has the most fart producing properties for me though brussel sprouts are a close second.

I usually have a pretty good morning fart myself for some reason.It must run in the family because my dad did the same thing reliable as an alarm clock and loud as one as well.
We always knew when dad was up.

Aye good point :)

Could be a new business venture for you Jim. Jump in the van with your chip fryer and a hundred kilos of sprouts, flour and eggs and you're only a couple hours from the border.

You should seek advice from Dr. Steve in the other thread.
Better act fast as your wife has already contacted him on a legal matter.

Magic