Dear Steve Thread - Page 2

Herr-Berbunch · 12-18-12, 03:09 PM

Dear Steve

Long time reader, first time poster.

I've put the lime in the coconut. Now what?

Regards,

Herr-B

Cybermat47 · 12-18-12, 03:11 PM

Dear Steve,

I'm scared of Girls, especially when they gather into a pack. How can I overcome this?

Sincerely,
Still Single

Armistead · 12-18-12, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

She obviously has a defective voice box. A pair of pliers might do the job, but just to be on the safe side I'd send in for Sailor's Obviously Technical Ongoing Voicebox Omnifier Class-1 Eradicator kit. Only $99.98 one-week only special. After that it goes up to $99.99.

Ordered...

Also, what do you do for morning constipation?

geetrue · 12-18-12, 03:38 PM

Couldn't help but notice that nikimcbee's medal is for 2010 and Steve's is for 2009.

Does that mean that nikimcbee is a better person to seek counseling ?

Counseling Services – Marriage, Family, Substance Abuse ...

www.allaboutcounseling.com
Addiction is one of the most challenging problems dealt with in counseling.

nikimcbee · 12-18-12, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead

Ordered...

Also, what do you do for morning constipation?

Jimbuna · 12-18-12, 03:51 PM

Dear Steve,
Sorry but I can not be your girlfriend anymore because my Dad says that I am not supposed to date until I am 16.

Your friend (he said that we can still be friends),

Dave

Fubar2Niner · 12-18-12, 03:52 PM

^

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

AVGWarhawk · 12-18-12, 03:54 PM

Dear Steve,

Were does the white go when the snow melts?

Thanks,
Frosty

Jimbuna · 12-18-12, 03:57 PM

Dear Steve

There is so much about our time together that I am grateful for, but sadly, the time has come for us to part ways. I wish I could say we’ll still be friends, but it’s just too risky for me.
Trust me, this hurts me more than it hurts you.

Good-bye forever,
Billy

Stealhead · 12-18-12, 04:00 PM

Dear Steve,
When picking my nose in public what is the best booger disposal
method? Finger flicking or shirt swipe?How about while on a dinner date?

Signed,
Boogy Fingers

Fubar2Niner · 12-18-12, 04:05 PM

Dear Steve,

Why should I never teach my granny to suck eggs? Whilst on the subject, just because I laugh last, does it necessarily follow that I laugh longest?

If my grandmother made my father a transvestite, if I gave her the wool, would she make me one?

Puzzled

nikimcbee · 12-18-12, 05:11 PM

Dear Steve,

How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Honeybadgered in Hawaii.

Armistead · 12-18-12, 05:15 PM

Dear Steve,

My friend sent me this pic. What is this and should I.....I mean, should he be concerned.

Regards,

Pussnuts

eddie · 12-18-12, 05:31 PM

Dear Steve, If the world ends on Dec 21st, can I get my money back on all the Christmas presents I bought?

Your friend until the end,
Georgie

Jimbuna · 12-18-12, 05:38 PM

Dear Steve

Best ignore this thread...for your own sanity.

Regards
Deeply Disturbed

12-18-12, 03:09 PM	#16
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve Long time reader, first time poster. I've put the lime in the coconut. Now what? Regards, Herr-B __________________

12-18-12, 03:11 PM	#17
Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,408 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 23	Dear Steve, I'm scared of Girls, especially when they gather into a pack. How can I overcome this? Sincerely, Still Single __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394

12-18-12, 03:38 PM	#19
geetrue Cold War Boomer Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Walla Walla Posts: 2,837 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Couldn't help but notice that nikimcbee's medal is for 2010 and Steve's is for 2009. Does that mean that nikimcbee is a better person to seek counseling ? Counseling Services – Marriage, Family, Substance Abuse ... www.allaboutcounseling.com Addiction is one of the most challenging problems dealt with in counseling. __________________

12-18-12, 03:51 PM	#21
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,788 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Dear Steve, Sorry but I can not be your girlfriend anymore because my Dad says that I am not supposed to date until I am 16. Your friend (he said that we can still be friends), Dave __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-18-12, 03:54 PM	#23
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,284 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve, Were does the white go when the snow melts? Thanks, Frosty __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

12-18-12, 03:52 PM	#22
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,180 Downloads: 279 Uploads: 0	^ Best regards. Fubar2Niner

12-18-12, 03:57 PM	#24
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,788 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Dear Steve There is so much about our time together that I am grateful for, but sadly, the time has come for us to part ways. I wish I could say we’ll still be friends, but it’s just too risky for me. Trust me, this hurts me more than it hurts you. Good-bye forever, Billy __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-18-12, 04:00 PM	#25
Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve, When picking my nose in public what is the best booger disposal method? Finger flicking or shirt swipe?How about while on a dinner date? Signed, Boogy Fingers

12-18-12, 04:05 PM	#26
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,180 Downloads: 279 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve, Why should I never teach my granny to suck eggs? Whilst on the subject, just because I laugh last, does it necessarily follow that I laugh longest? If my grandmother made my father a transvestite, if I gave her the wool, would she make me one? Puzzled

12-18-12, 05:11 PM	#27
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve, How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck? If a woodchuck could chuck wood? Honeybadgered in Hawaii. __________________

12-18-12, 05:15 PM	#28
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve, My friend sent me this pic. What is this and should I.....I mean, should he be concerned. Regards, Pussnuts

12-18-12, 05:31 PM	#29
eddie Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,023 Downloads: 99 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve, If the world ends on Dec 21st, can I get my money back on all the Christmas presents I bought? Your friend until the end, Georgie __________________ Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I'm kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me. Al Capone

12-18-12, 05:38 PM	#30
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,788 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Dear Steve Best ignore this thread...for your own sanity. Regards Deeply Disturbed __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!