Observations On Life

Sailor Steve · 12-09-12, 01:43 AM

Make them good!

I've played in a lot of bands and in a lot of bars over the years, and this question seems to follow me everywhere. Have you ever noticed that every bar in every town in the world seems to have at least one bouncer who is six feet tall, four feet wide and three feet deep, and looks like he could pick up Arnold Schwarzenneger and break him in two; and every single one of them is called "Tiny", or "Junior"?

Armistead · 12-09-12, 02:00 AM

A bold opposite statement is often used to exaggerate the obvious.

troopie · 12-09-12, 02:29 AM

I find life's a bit like riding a bike; if you focus too much on that pothole/tree/patch of sand you're trying to avoid, you can guarantee you'll hit it!

Cybermat47 · 12-09-12, 02:38 AM

Life is like the TARDIS; Ya never know where your gonna end up...

STEED · 12-09-12, 05:42 AM

Born free TAX for life.

BossMark · 12-09-12, 06:04 AM

Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

HundertzehnGustav · 12-09-12, 07:25 AM

that, sir, is what i shall attempt today.

Jimbuna · 12-09-12, 09:13 AM

None of us is as clever as all of us.

BossMark · 12-09-12, 09:23 AM

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

GoldenRivet · 12-09-12, 09:30 AM

Man makes plans, and God laughs.

Jimbuna · 12-09-12, 09:34 AM

Life is just a phase you’re going through…you’ll get over it.

STEED · 12-09-12, 09:39 AM

Life is a Bitch.

BossMark · 12-09-12, 09:44 AM

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

STEED · 12-09-12, 09:47 AM

What ever you do, don't eat yellow snow.

Jimbuna · 12-09-12, 09:50 AM

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

12-09-12, 01:43 AM	#1
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Observations On Life Make them good! I've played in a lot of bands and in a lot of bars over the years, and this question seems to follow me everywhere. Have you ever noticed that every bar in every town in the world seems to have at least one bouncer who is six feet tall, four feet wide and three feet deep, and looks like he could pick up Arnold Schwarzenneger and break him in two; and every single one of them is called "Tiny", or "Junior"? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

12-09-12, 02:29 AM	#3
troopie Captain Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Oz Posts: 507 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	I find life's a bit like riding a bike; if you focus too much on that pothole/tree/patch of sand you're trying to avoid, you can guarantee you'll hit it! __________________ Serial pest

12-09-12, 02:38 AM	#4
Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,408 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 23	Life is like the TARDIS; Ya never know where your gonna end up... __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394

12-09-12, 05:42 AM	#5
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Born free TAX for life. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

12-09-12, 06:04 AM	#6
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

12-09-12, 02:00 AM	#2
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	A bold opposite statement is often used to exaggerate the obvious.

12-09-12, 07:25 AM	#7
HundertzehnGustav Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lux, betw. G, B and F Posts: 1,898 Downloads: 66 Uploads: 0	that, sir, is what i shall attempt today. __________________ In conclusion: SH3 is the shizzle, yo. -Frau Kaleun Another negative about using your deck gun is that you are definately DETECTED, which has long term effects on your relationship with aircraft. -snestorm

12-09-12, 09:13 AM	#8
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	None of us is as clever as all of us. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-09-12, 09:23 AM	#9
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

12-09-12, 09:30 AM	#10
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	Man makes plans, and God laughs. __________________

12-09-12, 09:34 AM	#11
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Life is just a phase you’re going through…you’ll get over it. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-09-12, 09:39 AM	#12
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Life is a Bitch. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

12-09-12, 09:44 AM	#13
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

12-09-12, 09:47 AM	#14
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	What ever you do, don't eat yellow snow. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

12-09-12, 09:50 AM	#15
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!