the BERNARD thread

JU_88 · 10-01-12, 06:14 AM

I heard Bernard quit the kriegsmarine and got a new job,

Cybermat47 · 12-31-12, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JU_88

I heard Bernard quit the kriegsmarine and got a new job,

Hoo-boy.

Red October1984 · 12-31-12, 05:51 PM

Bernard enlisted in the American Silent Service guys! Didn't you hear? He ran the USS Sturgeon into the smallest island of the pacific while he was plotting our course.

He was transferred to an S-Boat. The S-#^@ boat.

Jimbuna · 01-01-13, 06:43 AM

I heard he transferred to the army...

soopaman2 · 01-01-13, 11:05 AM

I can't tell, because he just got one of my battleships destroyed in a space strat game I am playing.

How does this bumbling oaf find all the time to serve in multiple commands?

And where does he park the DeLorian, and keep the hoverboard? He plagues me thousands of years in the future.

Platapus · 01-01-13, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I heard he transferred to the army...

Well that white arrow painted on the front did mean "this end down" right?

Jimbuna · 01-01-13, 12:03 PM

Never thought of that

12-31-12, 05:51 PM	#3
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01-01-13, 06:43 AM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,645 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I heard he transferred to the army... __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-01-13, 11:05 AM	#5
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	I can't tell, because he just got one of my battleships destroyed in a space strat game I am playing. How does this bumbling oaf find all the time to serve in multiple commands? And where does he park the DeLorian, and keep the hoverboard? He plagues me thousands of years in the future. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

01-01-13, 12:03 PM	#7
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,645 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Never thought of that __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-01-12, 06:14 AM	#1
JU_88 Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: UK Posts: 3,803 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	I heard Bernard quit the kriegsmarine and got a new job,