the BERNARD thread

Cybermat47 · 09-29-12, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soopaman2

In all fairness, when in port Bernard buys all the drinks.

Some sources even say he is banging Onkel Karls daughter.

Explains alot.

When Gunther Hessler gets back...

For Onkel Karl's daughter...

Is Mrs Hessler!

soopaman2 · 09-29-12, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

When Gunther Hessler gets back...

For Onkel Karl's daughter...

Is Mrs Hessler!

Married women don't stop him, he drinks peroxide from the torpedoes.

You should see how he humps his mattress, I feel bad for whoever hot-bunks with him.

Damn misfires and circle runs.

Cybermat47 · 09-29-12, 11:08 PM

Excuse me.

BLUUUURGH!

fisheagle · 09-30-12, 01:52 PM

BERNARD!!!

*Ten Minutes Later*

Why Bernard!! Why!!!

Cybermat47 · 09-30-12, 08:23 PM

It happens to everyone...unfortunately.

joea · 10-01-12, 05:29 AM

Bernard has ended many of my careers, he's even joined the Allies on occasion-makes you wonder who he's really working for.

In fact he must have a brother in the Heer, my Pz-III in Steel Fury has been upended several times trying to climb fallen trees or other obstacles. I think there is a Red equivalent as well messing with my T-34s.

Jimbuna · 10-01-12, 06:09 AM

09-29-12, 11:08 PM	#3
Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,408 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 23	Excuse me. BLUUUURGH! __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394

09-30-12, 01:52 PM	#4
fisheagle Swabbie Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Mississippi Posts: 7 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	BERNARD!!! Ten Minutes Later Why Bernard!! Why!!! __________________ Sub Games i own: Silent Hunter 3, 4 w/ Uboat Missions, 5 Dangerous Waters Battlestations Pacific My other car is a Typhoon Class Submarine

09-30-12, 08:23 PM	#5
Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,408 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 23	It happens to everyone...unfortunately. __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394

10-01-12, 06:09 AM	#7
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,742 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-01-12, 05:29 AM	#6
joea Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: At periscope depth in Lake Geneva Posts: 3,512 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	Bernard has ended many of my careers, he's even joined the Allies on occasion-makes you wonder who he's really working for. In fact he must have a brother in the Heer, my Pz-III in Steel Fury has been upended several times trying to climb fallen trees or other obstacles. I think there is a Red equivalent as well messing with my T-34s.