R.I.P. Facts

mookiemookie · 04-20-12, 09:58 AM

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Over the centuries, Facts became such a prevalent part of most people's lives that Irish philosopher Edmund Burke once said: "Facts are to the mind what food is to the body."

To the shock of most sentient beings, Facts died Wednesday, April 18, after a long battle for relevancy with the 24-hour news cycle, blogs and the Internet.

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2...sopher-opinion

Sailor Steve · 04-20-12, 10:08 AM

Brilliant!

Of course it is possible that Facts will turn up sometime saying "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated." He may then point out that while this quote is commonly attributed to Samuel L. Clemens it was actually said by a primitive depth-recording device, connecting it directly to Subsim.com.

Rumor, Innuendo and Emphatic Assertion. Gotta love it.

mookiemookie · 04-20-12, 10:32 AM

I thought you'd be the one to get the biggest kick out of it, Steve.

Diopos · 04-20-12, 11:41 AM

Facts are dead. And rumor is that Theory and Proof aren't feeling any better...

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RickC Sniper · 04-20-12, 12:47 PM

Awesome!

vienna · 04-20-12, 04:17 PM

"And that's the fact, Jack!"...

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Platapus · 04-20-12, 06:09 PM

Facts are often confused with opinions and inferences.

As a general rule, I am initially suspicious of "facts" that either agree with my opinion or support one of my inferences.

Sailor Steve · 04-20-12, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Facts are often confused with opinions and inferences.

As a general rule, I am initially suspicious of "facts" that either agree with my opinion or support one of my inferences.

You don't know anything. How do I know? Because I'm smarter than you.

And that's a fact!

Sorry, couldn't resist.

You're absolutely right, and we see it all the time. I think that's why he included the "sister", Emphatic Assertion, also often mistaken for Fact.

krashkart · 04-20-12, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Facts are often confused with opinions and inferences.

As a general rule, I am initially suspicious of "facts" that either agree with my opinion or support one of my inferences.

I steadfastly agree with this post.

04-21-12, 03:59 AM

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R.I.P. Facts

Great piece in my opinion which can now be taken as FACT as I have written it on the interwebs.

u crank · 04-21-12, 06:53 AM

Sailor Steve · 04-21-12, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Tribesman

Great piece in my opinion which can now be taken as FACT as I have written it on the interwebs.

TEH interwebs! Don't you know what "teh" means?

kraznyi_oktjabr · 04-21-12, 01:21 PM

R.I.P. Facts. My condolences to loved ones.

Anyway I have to say that this epitaph was brilliantly written. Oh and yes this is FACT because:
a) I said so and
b) this is teh interwebz

August · 04-21-12, 05:07 PM

Didn't Churchill say something about guarding facts with falsehoods?

04-21-12, 06:58 PM

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Don't you know what "teh" means?

In my opinion there is no actual factual definition of "teh".

04-20-12, 10:08 AM	#2
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Brilliant! Of course it is possible that Facts will turn up sometime saying "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated." He may then point out that while this quote is commonly attributed to Samuel L. Clemens it was actually said by a primitive depth-recording device, connecting it directly to Subsim.com. Rumor, Innuendo and Emphatic Assertion. Gotta love it. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-20-12, 10:32 AM	#3
mookiemookie Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,404 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 1	I thought you'd be the one to get the biggest kick out of it, Steve. __________________ They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. Want more U-boat Kaleun portraits for your SH3 Commander Profiles? Download the SH3 Commander Portrait Pack here.

04-20-12, 11:41 AM	#4
Diopos Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Athens, the original one. Posts: 1,226 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	Facts are dead. And rumor is that Theory and Proof aren't feeling any better... . __________________ - Oh God! They're all over the place! CRASH DIVE!!! - Ehm... we can't honey. We're in the car right now. - What?... er right... Doesn't matter! We'll give it a try anyway!

04-20-12, 12:47 PM	#5
RickC Sniper Undetectable Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,221 Downloads: 132 Uploads: 0	Awesome! __________________ Support Subsim http://www.subsim.com/store.html

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vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	"And that's the fact, Jack!"... ... __________________ __________________________________________________ __

04-20-12, 06:09 PM	#7
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Facts are often confused with opinions and inferences. As a general rule, I am initially suspicious of "facts" that either agree with my opinion or support one of my inferences. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,744 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	__________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

04-21-12, 01:21 PM	#13
kraznyi_oktjabr Sea Lord Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Republiken Finland Posts: 1,803 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	R.I.P. Facts. My condolences to loved ones. Anyway I have to say that this epitaph was brilliantly written. Oh and yes this is FACT because: a) I said so and b) this is teh interwebz __________________ You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. - Dr. House

04-21-12, 05:07 PM	#14
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Didn't Churchill say something about guarding facts with falsehoods? __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.