UK Police to shape up - Page 2

Penguin · 03-16-12, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Sounds like you got out just in time eh Jim?

I heard that since his leave the average weight of the male Geordie Old Bill dropped by 2 stones...

*ducks and tries to outrun Jim*

Jimbuna · 03-16-12, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Sounds like you got out just in time eh Jim?

Never say no to the offer of an early pension....does wonders for one's collecting hobby

Jimbuna · 03-16-12, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Penguin

I heard that since his leave the average weight of the male Geordie Old Bill dropped by 2 stones...

*ducks and tries to outrun Jim*

LOL....since then I've been up to 17 stone but am currently at my retirement weight of 15 1/2 stone

Penguin · 03-16-12, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

LOL....since then I've been up to 17 stone but am currently at my retirement weight of 15 1/2 stone

lol, I guess I gained the same amount of weight you lost since the last time I took part in funny medium-distance running contests with the police

Jimbuna · 03-16-12, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Penguin

lol, I guess I gained the same amount of weight you lost since the last time I took part in funny medium-distance running contests with the police

Happy days, those when I loved the fun of the chase...couldn't run for a bus now

STEED · 03-17-12, 08:33 AM

When running from the police throw them a pork pie or black pudding.

"Hey you stop".

"Mmmm pork pie".

I saw some officer sweating like a pig who looked like he was about to drop dead after stepping out of his police car into Starbucks while ago.

Jimbuna · 03-17-12, 12:49 PM

I reckon the thought of having to stomach a cup of Starbucks would get me sweating

STEED · 03-17-12, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

I reckon the thought of having to stomach a cup of Starbucks would get me sweating

03-17-12, 03:23 PM

As I travel all over the U.S. again?
I noted that many of the younger Officers seem to be....

A.) Working out
or
B.) Steroid maintained trouble

I know many good 'Law Doggs' and by and far they are the majority.
It's the 'Bad Doggs' that scare me.

I'd much rather be pulled over by the older, donut eating 'Dogg'.

TarJak · 03-17-12, 07:05 PM

I'd rather not be pulled over at all given the option.

STEED · 03-18-12, 07:55 AM

Saw a fat cop today while buying a newspaper, he was wolfing back a big dairy milk chocolate bar!

Made feel sick.

Jimbuna · 03-18-12, 09:07 AM

BossMark · 03-18-12, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Saw a fat cop today while buying a newspaper, he was wolfing back a big dairy milk chocolate bar!

Made feel sick.

Maybe the fat sod wants a desk job or to be made redundant

STEED · 03-18-12, 02:32 PM

Time to turn the police in to lean mean fighting machines, tour of Iraq.

Jimbuna · 03-18-12, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BossMark

Maybe the fat sod wants a desk job or to be made redundant

I wonder what the redundancy packages are like these days?

In a previous life 25 years service saw you off with a pension equal to half pay and 30 years two thirds pay.

03-17-12, 08:33 AM	#21
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	When running from the police throw them a pork pie or black pudding. "Hey you stop". "Mmmm pork pie". I saw some officer sweating like a pig who looked like he was about to drop dead after stepping out of his police car into Starbucks while ago. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-17-12, 12:49 PM	#22
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I reckon the thought of having to stomach a cup of Starbucks would get me sweating __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-18-12, 07:55 AM	#26
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Saw a fat cop today while buying a newspaper, he was wolfing back a big dairy milk chocolate bar! Made feel sick. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-18-12, 09:07 AM	#27
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-18-12, 02:32 PM	#29
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Time to turn the police in to lean mean fighting machines, tour of Iraq. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-17-12, 03:23 PM	#24
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	As I travel all over the U.S. again? I noted that many of the younger Officers seem to be.... A.) Working out or B.) Steroid maintained trouble I know many good 'Law Doggs' and by and far they are the majority. It's the 'Bad Doggs' that scare me. I'd much rather be pulled over by the older, donut eating 'Dogg'.

03-17-12, 07:05 PM	#25
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	I'd rather not be pulled over at all given the option.