UK Police to shape up

BossMark · 03-18-12, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Saw a fat cop today while buying a newspaper, he was wolfing back a big dairy milk chocolate bar!

Made feel sick.

Maybe the fat sod wants a desk job or to be made redundant

STEED · 03-18-12, 02:32 PM

Time to turn the police in to lean mean fighting machines, tour of Iraq.

Jimbuna · 03-18-12, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BossMark

Maybe the fat sod wants a desk job or to be made redundant

I wonder what the redundancy packages are like these days?

In a previous life 25 years service saw you off with a pension equal to half pay and 30 years two thirds pay.

STEED · 03-19-12, 11:02 AM

OK FAT COPS...

Shape up for the lady's.

BossMark · 03-19-12, 11:36 AM

Saw two fatty coppers earlier today when coming out of the bookies the two rather large officers went next door into the Subway sarnie shop

STEED · 03-19-12, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BossMark

Saw two fatty coppers earlier today when coming out of the bookies the two rather large officers went next door into the Subway sarnie shop

SUBWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's asking for a heart attack!

Herr-Berbunch · 03-19-12, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

SUBWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's asking for a heart attack!

But a foot long BMT with extra chillies and mayo is to die for...!

Dan D · 03-20-12, 12:27 PM

I play football with and against cops once a week, for two reasons:

First, bush telegraph: when my cops have to leave early, that is, they don’t drink a beer after the match, this tells me, that they have to do police raids the other morning. House searches always start at 6:30 in the morning in Germany. So if you hear the sound of heavy boots and someone is knocking at your door at 6:30 am here, chances are high that it is the Police and or tax investigators coming for you.

At least on my home turf, I want to know what is going on.

Second: Am I still fast enough to run away from cops, running and dribbling with the ball of course?

State of fitness:
My cops are amongst the fittest players, they seemingly never get tired. I like to have them in my team because they are valuable team players with a robust approach and good tackling.

One guy did not finish the 100 meters race at the set time during the annual police fitness test this year which for him was kind of an embarrassment because he is a “Hundertschaftsführer” for the riot police (leader of a group of a hundred). Historically the Germanic tribes created fighting groups of 100 men. The riot police still has that. He now does some extra training.

03-18-12, 02:32 PM	#2
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Time to turn the police in to lean mean fighting machines, tour of Iraq. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-19-12, 11:02 AM	#4
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	OK FAT COPS... Shape up for the lady's. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-19-12, 11:36 AM	#5
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Saw two fatty coppers earlier today when coming out of the bookies the two rather large officers went next door into the Subway sarnie shop __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

03-20-12, 12:27 PM	#8
Dan D Grey Wolf Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: 9th Flotilla Posts: 839 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I play football with and against cops once a week, for two reasons: First, bush telegraph: when my cops have to leave early, that is, they don’t drink a beer after the match, this tells me, that they have to do police raids the other morning. House searches always start at 6:30 in the morning in Germany. So if you hear the sound of heavy boots and someone is knocking at your door at 6:30 am here, chances are high that it is the Police and or tax investigators coming for you. At least on my home turf, I want to know what is going on. Second: Am I still fast enough to run away from cops, running and dribbling with the ball of course? State of fitness: My cops are amongst the fittest players, they seemingly never get tired. I like to have them in my team because they are valuable team players with a robust approach and good tackling. One guy did not finish the 100 meters race at the set time during the annual police fitness test this year which for him was kind of an embarrassment because he is a “Hundertschaftsführer” for the riot police (leader of a group of a hundred). Historically the Germanic tribes created fighting groups of 100 men. The riot police still has that. He now does some extra training. __________________