Playing Skyrim makes players gay

Oberon · 11-26-11, 11:33 AM

HALT! You have violated this man!

Oberon · 11-26-11, 11:34 AM

I must admit though, playing Skyrim is having a slightly adverse effect on the relationship with my fiancé.

She likes dragons...doesn't take too well to my character killing them...

Schroeder · 11-27-11, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

She likes dragons...doesn't take too well to my character killing them...

And so Skyrim will drive you in the arms of some other guy.
You have just proven Christwire right.

Skybird · 11-27-11, 03:29 PM

All I can say is I am so happy that I do not play Skyrim. Steam really is better than a condom to me.

Jimbuna · 11-27-11, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

All I can say is I am so happy that I do not play Skyrim. Steam really is better than a condom to me.

LOL

Takeda Shingen · 11-27-11, 03:55 PM

I was a Steam holdout. In retrospect, most of my complaints were unwarrented. I play it in offline mode unless there is an update and have never had a problem with it; been using it for years. It has made purchasing games easier, as well as installing updates. Installing mods is just as easy as it was before using it. Going the Steam route with games was the best decision that I've ever made.

Skybird · 11-27-11, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

I was a Steam holdout. In retrospect, most of my complaints were unwarrented. I play it in offline mode unless there is an update and have never had a problem with it; been using it for years. It has made purchasing games easier, as well as installing updates. Installing mods is just as easy as it was before using it. Going the Steam route with games was the best decision that I've ever made.

Good for you. I know I miss something big with Skyrim, when hearing about Steam earlier this year, I was very dissappointed. But I had two Steam experiences this year, and on two systems. And both were disastrous and remained unsolved, leaving the game unplayable. And so I do not bother for anything Steamy again.

kiwi_2005 · 11-27-11, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

All I can say is I am so happy that I do not play Skyrim. Steam really is better than a condom to me.

You have no idea how good Skyrim is compared to Oblivion, and don't worry you wont turn gay.

I'm surprised the feminists haven't come out yet and complained about Skyrim and what it may do to our younger gamers brainwashing them into expecting woman to do as they're are told otherwise the head comes off with a mighty Nord axe. Its the way of the Nord.

Skybird · 11-27-11, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

You have no idea how good Skyrim is compared to Oblivion

I got an overdose of rumours and reported impressions to have at least a faint idea...

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, and don't worry you wont turn gay.

Really? Have you guys listened to yourself recently...?

Takeda Shingen · 11-27-11, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

Really? Have you guys listened to yourself recently...?

This from the guy who is always telling us how 'beautiful' and 'serene' Oblivion is.

kiwi_2005 · 11-27-11, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

Really? Have you guys listened to yourself recently...?

I can't hear you over the awesome power of my Nordish Axe. Dammit man I'm off to slaughter a whole village no mercy the men shall die first just to prove my point!

Takeda Shingen · 11-26-11, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

HALT! You have violated this man!

And here I was hoping you were going to resist.

EDIT: I suppose that I'll never hear 'The Dragonborn Comes' the same way again.

the_tyrant · 11-27-11, 09:08 AM

NOOOOOO

I just beat skyrim! Should I go into gay rehab?

Sailor Steve · 11-27-11, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by the_tyrant

Should I go into gay rehab?

No. Just relax and enjoy it.

CaptainMattJ. · 11-27-11, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

No. Just relax and enjoy it.

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SKYRIM LINGO: DOVAHKIIN – Is the supposed citizens of Skyrim, but is a code word that means:
D – Dirty
O – Orifice
V – Violation
A – Always
H – Hurts
K – Keep
I – Injecting
I – It
N – Naiant

Oh i needed this today.

"skyrim jobbing"

11-27-11, 03:29 PM	#4
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11-26-11, 11:33 AM	#1
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	HALT! You have violated this man!

11-26-11, 11:34 AM	#2
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	I must admit though, playing Skyrim is having a slightly adverse effect on the relationship with my fiancé. She likes dragons...doesn't take too well to my character killing them...

11-27-11, 03:55 PM	#6
Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	I was a Steam holdout. In retrospect, most of my complaints were unwarrented. I play it in offline mode unless there is an update and have never had a problem with it; been using it for years. It has made purchasing games easier, as well as installing updates. Installing mods is just as easy as it was before using it. Going the Steam route with games was the best decision that I've ever made.