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Skybird

11-25-11 09:33 PM

Playing Skyrim makes players gay

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Videogames like SkyRim have been proven to lead to addiction, violence, and sexual promiscuity.

:haha:

http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-sky...sex-maneuvers/

http://christwire.org/2011/11/urgent...o-game-skyrim/

http://christwire.org/2011/11/christ...crolls-skyrim/

:har:

Nice satire, I know. The whole site is. But by its language it is so very much spot on. :sunny:

And yes, I believe this belongs not in Games but in General Topics. :O:

Gerald

11-26-11 01:36 AM

Hey....this is :O:

BossMark

11-26-11 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendor (Post 1794312)

Hey....this is :O:

A good game had it since release day.

Sailor Steve

11-26-11 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by BossMark (Post 1794366)

A good game had it since release day.

Well, that explains a lot. :O:

soopaman2

11-26-11 07:46 AM

I married another guy in Skyrim. :D

Jimbuna

11-26-11 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BossMark (Post 1794366)

A good game had it since release day.

LOL :DL

:hmmm:

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Originally Posted by soopaman2 (Post 1794404)

I married another guy in Skyrim. :D

Wasn't me then...never heard of the game until now :DL

MH	11-26-11 08:44 AM

Gay detector reading :haha:
http://christwire.org/wp-content/upl...titled-127.jpg

http://www.graphicsdb.com/data/media...ay_as_this.jpg

Platapus

11-26-11 08:56 AM

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you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy [butt] assassinations. This is subliminally teaching your children that they need to go in their rooms, demon whack their sin staff and produce sin milk into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session.

Whew! I did not know people were having such fun. I have flung some sin milk in my time, but it has always been consensual... or when she is tied up, but never from my hands. :D

Sin milk? In Christianwire's usual mode of alliterations perhaps sin sauce?

Sin staff? meh It does not compare to masturbating monkey mashers, which is, if pardon the word, epic. :O:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...highlight=word

I love the christianwire. :D

1480	11-26-11 11:09 AM

Never knew about this site till now. Gives the onion a run for its money.

Thanks, you miserable monkey mashers :har:

Oberon

11-26-11 11:33 AM

HALT! You have violated this man!

Oberon

11-26-11 11:34 AM

I must admit though, playing Skyrim is having a slightly adverse effect on the relationship with my fiancé.

She likes dragons...doesn't take too well to my character killing them... :damn:

Takeda Shingen

11-26-11 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon (Post 1794502)

HALT! You have violated this man!

And here I was hoping you were going to resist.

EDIT: I suppose that I'll never hear 'The Dragonborn Comes' the same way again.

the_tyrant

11-27-11 09:08 AM

NOOOOOO:wah::wah::wah:
I just beat skyrim! Should I go into gay rehab?

Sailor Steve

11-27-11 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by the_tyrant (Post 1794891)

Should I go into gay rehab?

No. Just relax and enjoy it. :O:

CaptainMattJ.

11-27-11 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 1794892)

No. Just relax and enjoy it. :O:

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SKYRIM LINGO: DOVAHKIIN – Is the supposed citizens of Skyrim, but is a code word that means:
D – Dirty
O – Orifice
V – Violation
A – Always
H – Hurts
K – Keep
I – Injecting
I – It
N – Naiant

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

Oh i needed this today.

"skyrim jobbing" :haha:

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