Why I don't trust British food

Torplexed · 11-01-11, 09:44 PM

Whenever I want the finest in British cuisine I hit the roadside Little Chef.

Lord_magerius · 11-01-11, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Torplexed

Whenever I want the finest in British cuisine I hit the roadside Little Chef.

*image of pure evil and lair of the soulless beans*

How very dare you good sir! Little chef is not British cuisine. Little Chef is a theatre of despair and torment. Anything that pleads to be eaten to be put out of it's misery cannot be called "cuisine". I have felt it's icy soul eating touch on many a long journey, and many a time has the princess of the congealed bean kingdom called out to me. I have stood my ground though and only had the small brown cups of mud, otherwise known as coffee. Oh and once I ate a lasagne that didn't agree with me, it said many anti Semitic things and wanted to legalise paedophilia.
It didn't even moan about the prices, or even the local bus service. How can this filth be British if it doesn't even pass the simple test of being British?
And I do say, you have been thoroughly reprimanded good sir, good day to you!
*sips tea*

I'm not helping our international image here really...

jumpy · 11-01-11, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Torplexed

Whenever I want the finest in British cuisine I hit the roadside Little Chef.

At least Little chef had the right idea with the logo...

Unlike the 'Happy Eater'

http://motorwayservicesonline.co.uk/Happy_Eater

Jimbuna · 11-02-11, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Torplexed

Whenever I want the finest in British cuisine I hit the roadside Little Chef.

Oh pleeeeeese....spare us, we still haven't gotten over the trauma of the Macdonalds experience yet

TarJak · 11-02-11, 03:43 AM

You guys should get into Reece's favourite dish:

BossMark · 11-02-11, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

You guys should get into Reece's favourite dish:

VB means very bad beer

1480 · 11-02-11, 08:25 AM

To all my comrades across the pond, you have not lived till you have eaten a sack of sliders.

nikimcbee · 11-02-11, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by 1480

To all my comrades across the pond, you have not lived till you have eaten a sack of sliders.

You said sack...

Jimbuna · 11-02-11, 12:15 PM

Quite happy with my bacon, sausage, egg and tomato stottie.

Torplexed · 11-02-11, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Oh pleeeeeese....spare us, we still haven't gotten over the trauma of the Macdonalds experience yet

Actually, I think it was the years of eating at McDonalds that prepared me for the trauma of Little Chef.

11-02-11, 08:25 AM	#7
1480 Lead Slinger Join Date: May 2007 Location: Chitcago, Illinoise Posts: 1,442 Downloads: 74 Uploads: 0	To all my comrades across the pond, you have not lived till you have eaten a sack of sliders. __________________

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,059 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Quite happy with my bacon, sausage, egg and tomato stottie. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-01-11, 09:44 PM	#1
Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Whenever I want the finest in British cuisine I hit the roadside Little Chef.

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TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	You guys should get into Reece's favourite dish: