Skyrim: Dragon Slaying

KaptCosper · 07-18-11, 03:13 AM

How are you guys killing your first dragon?

Dowly · 07-18-11, 03:16 AM

Send it an anthrax letter. Welcome to the 21st century, bitch!

KaptCosper · 07-18-11, 03:19 AM

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Send it an anthrax letter. Welcome to the 21st century, bitch!

I pictured something more like this

KaptCosper · 07-18-11, 03:20 AM

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgur...%3Disch&itbs=1

Oops, Messed up the picture

Arclight · 07-18-11, 03:21 AM

Getting eaten after neglecting personal hygiene for a substantial amount of time.

KaptCosper · 07-18-11, 03:28 AM

Actually im probably just going to use a longsword and literally, Slay the dragon.

Arclight · 07-18-11, 03:52 AM

Bah, rusty dagger all the way. Even if you fail, it will die from tetanus in the long run.

KaptCosper · 07-18-11, 04:07 AM

Well however one chooses to slay this bastard, I'm sure everyone who will play this can agree,....... IT WILL BE BADASS

Arclight · 07-18-11, 04:20 AM

Quite. Free-roaming dragons in a open-world RPG? Yes, please.

Castout · 07-18-11, 04:26 AM

Pretty game. Wasn't aware of it before.

I say why slay it? Enslave it.

Reptiles are not known for its wits after all. So talk it into voluntary service.

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Originally Posted by KaptCosper

How are you guys killing your first dragon?

But if you have got to kill it you have got to kill it in case talking it into service didn't work out.

So I say . . . .

harsh words?!

Kills more slowly and way more painful though it tends to take quite a bit of time and dedication.

In a layman's words: Troll it to death.

The tiny problem is to survive that long.

KaptCosper · 07-18-11, 07:26 AM

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harsh words?!

Kills more slowly and way more painful though it tends to take quite a bit of time and dedication.

Well technically, you can talk to the dragon, you learn the dragon language, which is what they use to breathe fire ect...

But the only talking im gonna be doing is none, Ill be preocupied opening a can of kick ass

Hottentot · 07-18-11, 11:30 AM

I'm going to talk it to death with my funny jokes and great boasting. I reached level 999 by telling jokes, so dragons are not a problem. They are only moderately challenging but ultimately beatable, as per the "Funny gameplay for people with attention span of 5 minutes" rulebook. Like they were on level 1 too.

If that won't work, I will barter it to death, since I got some levels by bartering too. Your life for a shiny carrot (which is definitely not stolen from an orphan on the other side of the world...damn, how did he too know it was?!)

Oh, wait, this isn't Oblivion? Nevermind...

HunterICX · 07-18-11, 11:35 AM

I'll hire these guys

HunterICX

seaniam81 · 07-18-11, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by HunterICX

I'll hire these guys

HunterICX

Didn't those guys fail?

Me personally I'm going to befriend the dragon, and then force everybody to worship me as a god.

Those who don't will get eaten by the dragon.

mookiemookie · 07-18-11, 12:05 PM

Fork of Horripilation!

07-18-11, 03:13 AM	#1
KaptCosper Sailor man Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 48 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Skyrim: Dragon Slaying How are you guys killing your first dragon?

07-18-11, 03:21 AM	#5
Arclight Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Land of windmills, tulips, wooden shoes and cheese. Lots of cheese. Posts: 8,467 Downloads: 53 Uploads: 10	Getting eaten after neglecting personal hygiene for a substantial amount of time. __________________ Contritium praecedit superbia.

07-18-11, 03:52 AM	#7
Arclight Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Land of windmills, tulips, wooden shoes and cheese. Lots of cheese. Posts: 8,467 Downloads: 53 Uploads: 10	Bah, rusty dagger all the way. Even if you fail, it will die from tetanus in the long run. __________________ Contritium praecedit superbia.

07-18-11, 04:20 AM	#9
Arclight Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Land of windmills, tulips, wooden shoes and cheese. Lots of cheese. Posts: 8,467 Downloads: 53 Uploads: 10	Quite. Free-roaming dragons in a open-world RPG? Yes, please. __________________ Contritium praecedit superbia.

07-18-11, 11:30 AM	#12
Hottentot Sea Lord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: My private socialist utopia of Finland Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	I'm going to talk it to death with my funny jokes and great boasting. I reached level 999 by telling jokes, so dragons are not a problem. They are only moderately challenging but ultimately beatable, as per the "Funny gameplay for people with attention span of 5 minutes" rulebook. Like they were on level 1 too. If that won't work, I will barter it to death, since I got some levels by bartering too. Your life for a shiny carrot (which is definitely not stolen from an orphan on the other side of the world...damn, how did he too know it was?!) Oh, wait, this isn't Oblivion? Nevermind... __________________ Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда.

07-18-11, 03:16 AM	#2
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,056 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Send it an anthrax letter. Welcome to the 21st century, bitch!

07-18-11, 03:20 AM	#4
KaptCosper Sailor man Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 48 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgur...%3Disch&itbs=1 Oops, Messed up the picture

07-18-11, 03:28 AM	#6
KaptCosper Sailor man Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 48 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Actually im probably just going to use a longsword and literally, Slay the dragon.

07-18-11, 04:07 AM	#8
KaptCosper Sailor man Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 48 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Well however one chooses to slay this bastard, I'm sure everyone who will play this can agree,....... IT WILL BE BADASS

07-18-11, 11:35 AM	#13
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	I'll hire these guys HunterICX __________________

07-18-11, 12:05 PM	#15
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