Skyrim: Dragon Slaying
 

How are you guys killing your first dragon?

Send it an anthrax letter. Welcome to the 21st century, bitch!

I pictured something more like this

http://http://www.google.co.uk/imgre...%3Disch&itbs=1

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgur...%3Disch&itbs=1

Oops, Messed up the picture:har:

Getting eaten after neglecting personal hygiene for a substantial amount of time.

Actually im probably just going to use a longsword and literally, Slay the dragon. :up:

Bah, rusty dagger all the way. Even if you fail, it will die from tetanus in the long run. :O:

Well however one chooses to slay this bastard, I'm sure everyone who will play this can agree,....... IT WILL BE BADASS:rock:

Quite. Free-roaming dragons in a open-world RPG? Yes, please. :yep:

Pretty game. Wasn't aware of it before.


I say why slay it? Enslave it. :O:

Reptiles are not known for its wits after all. So talk it into voluntary service.


But if you have got to kill it you have got to kill it in case talking it into service didn't work out.

So I say . . . .




harsh words?!

Kills more slowly and way more painful though it tends to take quite a bit of time and dedication.

In a layman's words: Troll it to death.

The tiny problem is to survive that long.

Well technically, you can talk to the dragon, you learn the dragon language, which is what they use to breathe fire ect...

But the only talking im gonna be doing is none, Ill be preocupied opening a can of kick ass

I'm going to talk it to death with my funny jokes and great boasting. I reached level 999 by telling jokes, so dragons are not a problem. They are only moderately challenging but ultimately beatable, as per the "Funny gameplay for people with attention span of 5 minutes" rulebook. Like they were on level 1 too.

If that won't work, I will barter it to death, since I got some levels by bartering too. Your life for a shiny carrot (which is definitely not stolen from an orphan on the other side of the world...damn, how did he too know it was?!)

Oh, wait, this isn't Oblivion? Nevermind...

I'll hire these guys :smug:

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7333/dragonheart26.jpg

HunterICX

Didn't those guys fail?

Me personally I'm going to befriend the dragon, and then force everybody to worship me as a god. :D Those who don't will get eaten by the dragon.

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Fork of Horripilation!