How to provoke the traffic police - Page 2

Gerald · 05-05-11, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Granite is an igneous rock, sandstone is a sedimentary rock, the third type is metamorphic rock of which slate is a good example.

Here is the knowledge certainly,

Herr-Berbunch · 05-05-11, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendor

Here is the knowledge certainly,

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all at the Open University staff who produced the wonderful 60 point couse S103: Discovering Sciences (now updated to S104. S103 is also the RN's 50's sub HMS Warspite I believe.) also gaining me my Certificate in Natural Sciences.

Gerald · 05-05-11, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all at the Open University staff who produced the wonderful 60 point couse S103: Discovering Sciences (now updated to S104. S103 is also the RN's 50's sub HMS Warspite I believe.) also gaining me my Certificate in Natural Sciences.

Armistead · 05-05-11, 08:54 AM

Chris Rock has the best course..

How not to get your arse kicked by the police..

FIREWALL · 05-05-11, 09:15 AM

P.W.I. Posting While Intoxicated.

Pull it over.

Growler · 05-05-11, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by FIREWALL

P.W.I. Posting While Intoxicated.

Pull it over.

Nothing gets past... the FIREWALL.

Jimbuna · 05-05-11, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all at the Open University staff who produced the wonderful 60 point couse S103: Discovering Sciences (now updated to S104. S103 is also the RN's 50's sub HMS Warspite I believe.) also gaining me my Certificate in Natural Sciences.

Your turn...apparently

05-06-11, 01:43 AM

Interesting.
My experience with a mistaken officer went slightly different.

Officer: "Do you know how fast you were driving?"

Me: "Stated exact speed, complete with fraction."

Officer: "Would you mind telling me how you can be so sure."

Me: The road is flat. My foot was on the floor The truck is governed. And that's all she's got.

Officer: (In spite of my stated speed being very slightly over the limit). "Well, it seems there's been a mistake here. Have a nice day."

Bottom line is that it realy doesn't pay to get "smart" with a cop that's doing his job.
There's good and bad in everything and everybody.
Why try to bring out the worst in anybody, when it can only hurt you.

Jimbuna · 05-06-11, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Snestorm

Interesting.
My experience with a mistaken officer went slightly different.

Officer: "Do you know how fast you were driving?"

Me: "Stated exact speed, complete with fraction."

Officer: "Would you mind telling me how you can be so sure."

Me: The road is flat. My foot was on the floor The truck is governed. And that's all she's got.

Officer: (In spite of my stated speed being very slightly over the limit). "Well, it seems there's been a mistake here. Have a nice day."

Bottom line is that it realy doesn't pay to get "smart" with a cop that's doing his job.
There's good and bad in everything and everybody.
Why try to bring out the worst in anybody, when it can only hurt you.

Precisely

Gerald · 05-06-11, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Precisely

It suits you well.

Task Force · 05-06-11, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Ducimus

All i see is a big wall of text with the caps lock key on.

There is nothing wrong with cap locks!!! press them!

AND LET THE RAGE BEGIN!!!

Jimbuna · 05-06-11, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendor

It suits you well.

Gerald · 05-06-11, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Your kindness overshadows everything!

krashkart · 05-06-11, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Task Force

There is nothing wrong with cap locks!!! press them!

AND LET THE RAGE BEGIN!!!

*rrrraaaaaaageee*

THAT WAS VERY THERAPEUTIC.

Takeda Shingen · 05-07-11, 07:15 AM

OHMYGODIGOTPULLEDOVER!!!!111!ONEONEONE

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05-06-11, 01:43 AM	#23
Snestorm Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Interesting. My experience with a mistaken officer went slightly different. Officer: "Do you know how fast you were driving?" Me: "Stated exact speed, complete with fraction." Officer: "Would you mind telling me how you can be so sure." Me: The road is flat. My foot was on the floor The truck is governed. And that's all she's got. Officer: (In spite of my stated speed being very slightly over the limit). "Well, it seems there's been a mistake here. Have a nice day." Bottom line is that it realy doesn't pay to get "smart" with a cop that's doing his job. There's good and bad in everything and everybody. Why try to bring out the worst in anybody, when it can only hurt you.

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