Russia says: No sex in Space! Honest!

Fish In The Water · 04-25-11, 04:01 PM

No sex in space?

Then like, what's the point in going?

Platapus · 04-25-11, 04:44 PM

Well the Soviets/Russians would only have had two opportunities.

Svetlana Savitskaya aboard Soyus T-7 (1982). The two men slept in Salyut 7 and the woman slept in the T-7 for privacy. She was up for almost 20 days

The other would be Yelena Kondakova who was on Mir for 5 months in 1995 and then she was on STS-84 for 9 days in 1997

There have only been three Soviet/Russian women in space.

The United States has had 43 women in space.

So if there was any orbital orgies, odds are that it would have been an American.

"you see, in docking one ship has this probe and the other has this drogue. And during docking the probe is slowly moved into the... well you get the idea"

Bakkels · 04-25-11, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Well the Soviets/Russians would only have had two opportunities.

Svetlana Savitskaya aboard Soyus T-7 (1982). The two men slept in Salyut 7 and the woman slept in the T-7 for privacy. She was up for almost 20 days

The other would be Yelena Kondakova who was on Mir for 5 months in 1995 and then she was on STS-84 for 9 days in 1997

There have only been three Soviet/Russian women in space.

The United States has had 43 women in space.

So if there was any orbital orgies, odds are that it would have been an American.

"you see, in docking one ship has this probe and the other has this drogue. And during docking the probe is slowly moved into the... well you get the idea"

You ARE aware of the fact that for example in prison, people have sex too? Well, I guess in space they wouldn't have to worry about dropping their soap

TLAM Strike · 04-25-11, 05:49 PM

There were two American astronauts who got married before their mission. It was too late for NASA to swap them for their alternates so they went up even though NASA has a policy against such a thing. If anyone bumped uglies in freefall its them I bet.

Armistead · 04-26-11, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Well the Soviets/Russians would only have had two opportunities.

Svetlana Savitskaya aboard Soyus T-7 (1982). The two men slept in Salyut 7 and the woman slept in the T-7 for privacy. She was up for almost 20 days

The other would be Yelena Kondakova who was on Mir for 5 months in 1995 and then she was on STS-84 for 9 days in 1997

There have only been three Soviet/Russian women in space.

The United States has had 43 women in space.

So if there was any orbital orgies, odds are that it would have been an American.

"you see, in docking one ship has this probe and the other has this drogue. And during docking the probe is slowly moved into the... well you get the idea"

Just think to be the first baby made in space.....

Torplexed · 04-26-11, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Just think to be the first baby made in space.....

I can already hear the opening strains of "Thus Spake Zarathustra."

Sailor Steve · 04-26-11, 12:29 PM

Da Dah...Da Dah...Da Dah............Da Dah!

Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bommmmm!

frau kaleun · 04-26-11, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Da Dah...Da Dah...Da Dah............Da Dah!

Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bommmmm!

You bastage... I wuz gonna say that.

04-25-11, 04:44 PM	#2
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,373 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Well the Soviets/Russians would only have had two opportunities. Svetlana Savitskaya aboard Soyus T-7 (1982). The two men slept in Salyut 7 and the woman slept in the T-7 for privacy. She was up for almost 20 days The other would be Yelena Kondakova who was on Mir for 5 months in 1995 and then she was on STS-84 for 9 days in 1997 There have only been three Soviet/Russian women in space. The United States has had 43 women in space. So if there was any orbital orgies, odds are that it would have been an American. "you see, in docking one ship has this probe and the other has this drogue. And during docking the probe is slowly moved into the... well you get the idea" __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

04-25-11, 05:49 PM	#4
TLAM Strike Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rochester, New York Posts: 8,633 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 6	There were two American astronauts who got married before their mission. It was too late for NASA to swap them for their alternates so they went up even though NASA has a policy against such a thing. If anyone bumped uglies in freefall its them I bet. __________________

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Da Dah...Da Dah...Da Dah............Da Dah! Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bommmmm! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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Fish In The Water Prince of the Sea SUBSIM Welcome Committee Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Watching over U-253 Posts: 3,527 Downloads: 98 Uploads: 2	No sex in space? Then like, what's the point in going?