The “M” word. But don’t say it! - Page 2

frau kaleun · 01-31-11, 10:53 PM

We totally need to start a band called Satan's Charcoal.

Buddahaid · 01-31-11, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

We totally need to start a band called Satan's Charcoal.

Castout · 01-31-11, 11:13 PM

I was expecting MI-6 discussion . . . .

Buddahaid · 01-31-11, 11:28 PM

SORRY... CAN'T HEAR YOU...WHAT?

breadcatcher101 · 02-01-11, 02:36 AM

This whole thread has gotten totally out of hand.

Let's all get a grip on ourselves--I mean, ahh...

breadcatcher101 · 02-01-11, 03:06 AM

Since we are all elite U-boat captains I am sure none of us would engage in such a degrading pratice.

Now performing routine work on the periscope shaft would be an entirely different matter!

I can see it now, most of us love to attack at night, no?

"Up scope!"

(a checkout of the issue at hand)

"By god, men we have a good one! By the looks of her stacks she appears to be of the Raquel Welch class! You should see her, just lying there waiting for us. Let's get in close, I want to put one right down the middle. Down scope."

(after a wee while)

"Up scope! She has changed course, OMG, just look at her, such beautiful lines! Let's get closer still...down scope.

(after another wee while)

"OK, it is time. Up scope! We have her boys! She is ours for the taking, just sitting there in her beauty with her running lights on at that. I can see her flag--American...ahh they make such beautiful ships, those yanks, I wish you could see her all ablaze in her charm with all those lights. Heh, I can see the twinkle in her eyes, you might say."

"Benard, ready on tube one, one is all we need at this range, why I can smell her smoke coming out of those steaming funnels it seems, steady, steady, fire on my command".

(Tube 1 fires)

"Benard! Not yet! What have you done? We missed her!"

"Poor Benard", the chief whispers in your ear. "He has always had a problem with premature--"

"Oh my god! You mean..."

"Yes, my captain.

papa_smurf · 02-01-11, 05:54 AM

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"A good way to keep you son from doing “M”, just let him know the spirits of his dead relatives are watching him"

Geno_Mariner · 02-01-11, 08:31 AM

Lol @ Breadcatcher's post

That's a good one.

gimpy117 · 02-01-11, 11:04 AM

so i posted that link on /b/...they enjoyed.

McBeck · 02-02-11, 06:09 AM

This thread made my day

01-31-11, 11:13 PM	#18
Castout Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jakarta Posts: 4,794 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 6	I was expecting MI-6 discussion . . . . __________________ My blog: http://exposingsingapore.wordpress.com/

01-31-11, 11:28 PM	#19
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,327 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	SORRY... CAN'T HEAR YOU...WHAT? __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie

02-01-11, 11:04 AM	#24
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02-02-11, 06:09 AM	#25
McBeck Admiral Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 2,027 Downloads: 15 Uploads: 0	This thread made my day __________________ "I like subcommanders...they dont have time for bull**!" Proud member of the Subsim army of zombies Becks website

01-31-11, 10:53 PM	#16
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	We totally need to start a band called Satan's Charcoal.

02-01-11, 02:36 AM	#20
breadcatcher101 Captain Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Southeastern USA Posts: 546 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	This whole thread has gotten totally out of hand. Let's all get a grip on ourselves--I mean, ahh...

02-01-11, 03:06 AM	#21
breadcatcher101 Captain Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Southeastern USA Posts: 546 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Since we are all elite U-boat captains I am sure none of us would engage in such a degrading pratice. Now performing routine work on the periscope shaft would be an entirely different matter! I can see it now, most of us love to attack at night, no? "Up scope!" (a checkout of the issue at hand) "By god, men we have a good one! By the looks of her stacks she appears to be of the Raquel Welch class! You should see her, just lying there waiting for us. Let's get in close, I want to put one right down the middle. Down scope." (after a wee while) "Up scope! She has changed course, OMG, just look at her, such beautiful lines! Let's get closer still...down scope. (after another wee while) "OK, it is time. Up scope! We have her boys! She is ours for the taking, just sitting there in her beauty with her running lights on at that. I can see her flag--American...ahh they make such beautiful ships, those yanks, I wish you could see her all ablaze in her charm with all those lights. Heh, I can see the twinkle in her eyes, you might say." "Benard, ready on tube one, one is all we need at this range, why I can smell her smoke coming out of those steaming funnels it seems, steady, steady, fire on my command". (Tube 1 fires) "Benard! Not yet! What have you done? We missed her!" "Poor Benard", the chief whispers in your ear. "He has always had a problem with premature--" "Oh my god! You mean..." "Yes, my captain.

02-01-11, 08:31 AM	#23
Geno_Mariner Weps Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 369 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Lol @ Breadcatcher's post That's a good one.