Time to check your Zodiac again they may have changed :-)

frau kaleun · 01-17-11, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

Hmm, doesn't bother me any. I have always been a warmongering goat, and will always be a warmongering goat.

I was born a Virgo, I'll die a Virgo.

Having said that, I feel it's best to add, simply:

THAT'S VIRGO YOU KNUCKLEHEADS.

the_tyrant · 01-17-11, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

I was born a Virgo, I'll die a Virgo.

Having said that, I feel it's best to add, simply:

THAT'S VIRGO YOU KNUCKLEHEADS.

Rhodes · 01-17-11, 05:29 PM

Even with this suposed adjustment to the zodiac, I am still the same one, so, bahhhh!

UnderseaLcpl · 01-17-11, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

I was born a Virgo, I'll die a Virgo.

Having said that, I feel it's best to add, simply:

THAT'S VIRGO YOU KNUCKLEHEADS.

I'm a Virgo, too! Clearly, the sustained fusion reactions of gaseous spheres in the void that govern our destinies have fated us to be together; all twelve or whatever of them. What are the odds!?

Sadly, we cannot be together this day, my love. The stars have dictated that today is the proper day to ask for a promotion, despite the fact that I'm on vacation. If there were any day my boss would not look at me as if I'd grown a third head when I simply ask for a promotion, despite having taken absolutely no instruction for a higher position, this is that day.

Fear not, my star-crossed soulmate. Once I have acted upon the wisdom of the learned astrologers I will seek you out and be better prepared to care for our many children.

frau kaleun · 01-17-11, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Fear not, my star-crossed soulmate. Once I have acted upon the wisdom of the learned astrologers I will seek you out and be better prepared to care for our many children.

Two Virgos in the same relationship? Surely you jest. Even I'm not that crazy.

Growler · 01-17-11, 05:57 PM

Try being a Libra in a relationship with a Gemini - it's like a threesome, without all that pesky infidelity stuff.

Ducimus · 01-17-11, 07:56 PM

My life experience thus far has shown that when it comes to relationships, the zodiac is a crock of s**t. I say this because my ex, was of a sign that was most compatible with my own, and my Fiancee's sign not so much.

And yet, my with my ex we weren't that compatible, hence, she's the ex. My Fiancee on the otherhand, we are so much alike, the running joke is that we were seperated at birth.

So yeah, zodiac. What a crock.

krashkart · 01-17-11, 08:06 PM

I never took stock in the Zodiac. Then it hit the market, and now everyone uses it. Navy, Coast Guard, Greenpeace. Boy, did I miss the gravy train.

*BA DUM...*

*hauled offstage and thrown out*

UnderseaLcpl · 01-18-11, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Two Virgos in the same relationship? Surely you jest. Even I'm not that crazy.

Is that not how this works? Frack! I'll bet it's like that damn Chinese zodiac with dogs being compatible with horses or monkeys or whatnot. With all the easy, one-size-fits-all, lame-ass excuses guys come up with to get women, you'd think one as old and popular as the zodiac would be more easy to use.

Okay, maybe virgos aren't compatible, but I am on a horse.

What do you think of that?

frau kaleun · 01-18-11, 12:03 PM

Yep, in the Chinese zodiac, though, it's a 12-year (not month) cycle and typically the signs that are 4 years apart are considered most compatible with each other.

Rat, Dragon, and Monkey
Ox, Snake, and Rooster
Tiger, Horse, and Dog
Hare, Sheep, and Pig

It's further complicated by the fact that the Chinese year does not start on Jan 1 like the Western calendar year, and IIRC also by the fact that the actual start of Chinese New Year varies from year to year. So despite some of the charts so popular on Chinese restaurant placemats, being born in, say, 1964 does not mean one is a Dragon (which I most definitely am) - it depends on whether or not your birth "made the cut" for 1964 in terms of the Chinese calendar.

Edit: sorry, right, horse, very nice. OTOH you might want to rethink the assless chaps.

Betonov · 01-18-11, 03:35 PM

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THAT'S VIRGO YOU KNUCKLEHEADS.

the word for virgo and virgin is one and the same in my country

went from pisces to aquarius, cant get away from water it seems

frau kaleun · 01-18-11, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

the word for virgo and virgin is one and the same in my country

went from pisces to aquarius, cant get away from water it seems

Oddly enough, Aquarius is not a Water sign. Its element is Air.

In the language of origin I'm pretty sure that 'virgo' does = 'virgin.'

I, however, do not.

UnderseaLcpl · 01-18-11, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Edit: sorry, right, horse, very nice. OTOH you might want to rethink the assless chaps.

Are you kidding!? These guys are excellent cattle-drivers and wranglers to a man! I'm not about to fire them just because of bony posteriors! Can't you female types think of anything other than sex appeal? Honestly, it's just degrading to be objectified in such a way. Good day, madam.

frau kaleun · 01-18-11, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Honestly, it's just degrading to be objectified in such a way. Good day, madam.

So... you're off to Hooters, then?

01-17-11, 05:29 PM	#3
Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,520 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	Even with this suposed adjustment to the zodiac, I am still the same one, so, bahhhh! __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

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Growler A long way from the sea Join Date: May 2005 Location: Iowa Posts: 1,913 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	Try being a Libra in a relationship with a Gemini - it's like a threesome, without all that pesky infidelity stuff. __________________ At Fiddler’s Green, where seamen true When here they’ve done their duty The bowl of grog shall still renew And pledge to love and beauty.

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Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	My life experience thus far has shown that when it comes to relationships, the zodiac is a crock of s**t. I say this because my ex, was of a sign that was most compatible with my own, and my Fiancee's sign not so much. And yet, my with my ex we weren't that compatible, hence, she's the ex. My Fiancee on the otherhand, we are so much alike, the running joke is that we were seperated at birth. So yeah, zodiac. What a crock.

01-17-11, 08:06 PM	#8
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	I never took stock in the Zodiac. Then it hit the market, and now everyone uses it. Navy, Coast Guard, Greenpeace. Boy, did I miss the gravy train. BA DUM... hauled offstage and thrown out

01-18-11, 12:03 PM	#10
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Yep, in the Chinese zodiac, though, it's a 12-year (not month) cycle and typically the signs that are 4 years apart are considered most compatible with each other. Rat, Dragon, and Monkey Ox, Snake, and Rooster Tiger, Horse, and Dog Hare, Sheep, and Pig It's further complicated by the fact that the Chinese year does not start on Jan 1 like the Western calendar year, and IIRC also by the fact that the actual start of Chinese New Year varies from year to year. So despite some of the charts so popular on Chinese restaurant placemats, being born in, say, 1964 does not mean one is a Dragon (which I most definitely am) - it depends on whether or not your birth "made the cut" for 1964 in terms of the Chinese calendar. Edit: sorry, right, horse, very nice. OTOH you might want to rethink the assless chaps.