Time to check your Zodiac again they may have changed :-)

krashkart · 01-17-11, 05:12 PM

Hmm, doesn't bother me any. I have always been a warmongering goat, and will always be a warmongering goat.

tater · 01-17-11, 05:14 PM

I never read them because they are idiotic.

nikimcbee · 01-17-11, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by tater

I never read them because they are idiotic.

+1

I think this stuff is dumber than religion. Whatever floats yer boat.

I go by chinese fortune cookies myself.

Platapus · 01-17-11, 09:09 PM

Good thing this did not happen under Reagan or we would have been in deep do-do. Nancy would have had a fit.

krashkart · 01-17-11, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

I go by chinese fortune cookies myself.

I always append "...in bed" to the fortunes I get.

You will find happiness and great wealth... in bed.

The less a fortune fits the situation the better.

01-17-11, 09:48 PM

The Changes supposedly make me a Aries but I prefer being a Taurus.

Platapus · 01-17-11, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rilder

The Changes supposedly make me a Aries but I prefer being a Taurus.

I am in the same boat.

Gargamel · 01-17-11, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

I always append "...in bed" to the fortunes I get.

You will find happiness and great wealth... in bed.

The less a fortune fits the situation the better.

I prefer "between the sheets". Sounds more poetic.

And I'm surprised it took this long for this thread to appear on subsim.

antikristuseke · 01-17-11, 11:19 PM

without reading the article, is it about the change in the axial tilt of the Earth from the time the zodiac was written down to current day?

Besides, the zodiac is demonstrably a load of horse**** even without this nail in its coffin.

Sailor Steve · 01-18-11, 01:19 AM

I guess I'm a Pisces now. I always thought there was something fishy about my signs.

frau kaleun · 01-17-11, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

Hmm, doesn't bother me any. I have always been a warmongering goat, and will always be a warmongering goat.

I was born a Virgo, I'll die a Virgo.

Having said that, I feel it's best to add, simply:

THAT'S VIRGO YOU KNUCKLEHEADS.

the_tyrant · 01-17-11, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

I was born a Virgo, I'll die a Virgo.

Having said that, I feel it's best to add, simply:

THAT'S VIRGO YOU KNUCKLEHEADS.

Rhodes · 01-17-11, 05:29 PM

Even with this suposed adjustment to the zodiac, I am still the same one, so, bahhhh!

UnderseaLcpl · 01-17-11, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

I was born a Virgo, I'll die a Virgo.

Having said that, I feel it's best to add, simply:

THAT'S VIRGO YOU KNUCKLEHEADS.

I'm a Virgo, too! Clearly, the sustained fusion reactions of gaseous spheres in the void that govern our destinies have fated us to be together; all twelve or whatever of them. What are the odds!?

Sadly, we cannot be together this day, my love. The stars have dictated that today is the proper day to ask for a promotion, despite the fact that I'm on vacation. If there were any day my boss would not look at me as if I'd grown a third head when I simply ask for a promotion, despite having taken absolutely no instruction for a higher position, this is that day.

Fear not, my star-crossed soulmate. Once I have acted upon the wisdom of the learned astrologers I will seek you out and be better prepared to care for our many children.

frau kaleun · 01-17-11, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Fear not, my star-crossed soulmate. Once I have acted upon the wisdom of the learned astrologers I will seek you out and be better prepared to care for our many children.

Two Virgos in the same relationship? Surely you jest. Even I'm not that crazy.

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,362 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Good thing this did not happen under Reagan or we would have been in deep do-do. Nancy would have had a fit. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I guess I'm a Pisces now. I always thought there was something fishy about my signs. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,516 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	Even with this suposed adjustment to the zodiac, I am still the same one, so, bahhhh! __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

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krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	Hmm, doesn't bother me any. I have always been a warmongering goat, and will always be a warmongering goat.

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tater Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Mexico, USA Posts: 9,023 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 2	I never read them because they are idiotic.

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Rilder Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	The Changes supposedly make me a Aries but I prefer being a Taurus.

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antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	without reading the article, is it about the change in the axial tilt of the Earth from the time the zodiac was written down to current day? Besides, the zodiac is demonstrably a load of horse**** even without this nail in its coffin.