New to SH3, and some nitpicks

[krashkart]

Originally Posted by desirableroasted

And shouldn't that cold spray actually sting my face?

Have the wife/girlfriend hose you down with a 2-1/2 inch fire hose every couple of minutes. Might want to waterproof the computer beforehand, though.

And shouldn't Hans get washed overboard?

Buy one of those kiddie pools, set it up in your gaming room and fill with water. Then have a friend or co-worker jump in once or twice per patrol.

Why don't those swinging sausages actually stink up the control room?

Simple. Hang some sausages up in your gaming area and leave them there for a few weeks. Helps to leave dirty socks and spent underpants lying around, too.



And above all, don't forget to forget to shower.



Oh, and welcome aboard WH4K!