Eww. Just plain Eww - Page 2

Sailor Steve · 12-26-10, 01:05 PM

I've always loved the interview I read years ago. The reporter asked Hef what his best pick-up line was.

"My best pick-up line? 'Hi, I'm Hugh Hefner.'"

Freiwillige · 12-26-10, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by August

I dunno, I just can't seem to find any downside here.

Got to side with August on this one!

Plus its another excuse to post this pic again!!!

Schöneboom · 12-26-10, 01:47 PM

I can't help seeing another Anna Nicole Smith scenario. At least Hef will "go out with a bang".

Wolfehunter · 12-26-10, 05:07 PM

The real question who will be getting out banged hehehe... Her or him...

kiwi_2005 · 12-26-10, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by the_tyrant

you know, this guy's skill in bed is probably better than the 3 of us combined

probably damn right there. @84 thinking about sex would probably kill me.

Castout · 12-26-10, 05:12 PM

At least the man is going public with his marriage. Some politicians like to engage in sex with much younger girls too but they never dare to go public about it obviously. Sex with much younger girl is also a well known political bribe and I guess are quite commonly practiced. Even head of state gets bribed with it.

I don't mind if some unfaithful politicians want to engage in sex with other women besides his lawful wife as long as they are prostitutes I mean if they pressure a good women or good girl into sleeping with them or raping them well they need to be tied to the tail of an A380 and scrapped on runway to serve as decoration.

Sledgehammer427 · 12-26-10, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by mookiemookie

I read an interview with some of his ex "girlfriends" a while back about this topic. It isn't.

because ex-girlfriends are a truly reliable source of information.

as for hef getting married, more power to him. it's nice to see someone popping viagra in the apparent age group it's built for.
-flashback to a couple friends bragging about trying it-

bookworm_020 · 12-26-10, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by the_tyrant

Its not that bad, I don't the boobies big enough to smother me

More than a handful is a waste! But I'm willing to compromise if she can cook!

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Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

I can: Navel ring. That and tatoos are my big turn-offs.

Both can be removed!!

Will he stick around if she puts weight on???

farmall · 12-26-10, 10:17 PM

That is one huge right thumb and she is missing a left shoulder.

Betonov · 12-27-10, 05:08 AM

Eww, blonde

bookworm_020 · 12-27-10, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

Eww, blonde

Can be fixed by hair dye, will increase the IQ as well!

Betonov · 12-27-10, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by bookworm_020

Can be fixed by hair dye, will increase the IQ as well!

RED !!!!!!!!!!!! like the fires of hell

it's not the color I hate, it's just that a lot of women dump peroxide on their hair simply because more men will drull over her. The simplest proof is that a lot of women I know left their natural hair overgrow their blond or even dyed it to black or brunette simply because they've gotten into a serious relation.

Castout · 12-27-10, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

RED !!!!!!!!!!!! like the fires of hell

it's not the color I hate, it's just that a lot of women dump peroxide on their hair simply because more men will drull over her. The simplest proof is that a lot of women I know left their natural hair overgrow their blond or even dyed it to black or brunette simply because they've gotten into a serious relation.

Nah Black or Brunette. Red comes second

and everyone knows blondes don't come last they just never got there to be considered LOL

Platapus · 12-27-10, 08:53 PM

All cats are gray in the dark

Castout · 12-27-10, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

All cats are gray in the dark

Tis one ist orange

While tis one ist white

12-26-10, 01:05 PM	#16
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I've always loved the interview I read years ago. The reporter asked Hef what his best pick-up line was. "My best pick-up line? 'Hi, I'm Hugh Hefner.'" __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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Schöneboom Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 651 Downloads: 36 Uploads: 0	I can't help seeing another Anna Nicole Smith scenario. At least Hef will "go out with a bang". __________________ Dietrich Schöneboom, U-431 "Es wird klappen, Herr Kaleun. Ganz sicher."

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Wolfehunter Crusty Capt. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,752 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 25	The real question who will be getting out banged hehehe... Her or him... __________________

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Castout Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jakarta Posts: 4,794 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 6	At least the man is going public with his marriage. Some politicians like to engage in sex with much younger girls too but they never dare to go public about it obviously. Sex with much younger girl is also a well known political bribe and I guess are quite commonly practiced. Even head of state gets bribed with it. I don't mind if some unfaithful politicians want to engage in sex with other women besides his lawful wife as long as they are prostitutes I mean if they pressure a good women or good girl into sleeping with them or raping them well they need to be tied to the tail of an A380 and scrapped on runway to serve as decoration. __________________ My blog: http://exposingsingapore.wordpress.com/

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,377 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	All cats are gray in the dark __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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farmall Watch Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 29 Downloads: 139 Uploads: 0	That is one huge right thumb and she is missing a left shoulder.

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Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	Eww, blonde