Eww. Just plain Eww

Platapus · 12-26-10, 09:42 AM

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/12/26...aymate/?hpt=C2

Playboy's Hugh Hefner engaged to 24-year-old former playmate

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Hugh Hefner, the 84-year-old Viagra-popping founder of Playboy, is tying the knot for the third time.
This time the lucky gal is 24-year-old Crystal Harris, December 2009 playmate of the month.

“When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears,” Hefner posted on his Twitter account. "This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory."
“Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring," he clarified later for those asking if it was merely a Christmas present or a step forward for the couple.

Hefner posted that he and Harris spent the night before Christmas watching a movie, then exchanging gifts. Hefner had a few for his girlfriend, including the legendary diamond Playboy watch, which Harris tweeted a picture of.

His big gift was the engagement ring. It was a "memorable Christmas Eve together," Hefner tweeted.
Hefner's love life has, of course, been well documented – including the popular reality show showcasing a trio of girlfriends in "The Girls Next Door."

Hefner and his previous wife, 1988 playmate of the year Kimberley Conrad, were married in 1989 and separated in 1998. They divorced this year. Now Hefner will walk down the aisle half a century after his first marriage in 1959 to Mildred Williams.

But if you think Hef might not be the exact icon of monogamy or a perfect relationship, he begs to differ. In an interview with RadarOnline.com after the breakup of Sandra Bullock and Jesse James, he said more than anyone, he knows all of the sides to a relationship – and what makes one work.
"I was married and completely faithful for eight years," he told Radar. "I lived a single life, a playboy lifestyle, before and after it, but while I was married I was faithful to it." Hefner told the New York Times magazine in July that he uses Viagra – which he called "God's little helper" – a couple of times a week.

Dude, she is 60 years younger than you! Yeah older guys with young women can be a sign of the racy playboy lifestyle. But 60 years!

Hef, you are banging a women who could be the age of your granddaughter (If Christie had had children). That's getting way into the creepy zone.

antikristuseke · 12-26-10, 09:46 AM

Stop tempting me damnit, do you have any idea how difficult it is not to do pedophilia related jokes here?

Still, concenting adults and all that.

the_tyrant · 12-26-10, 09:49 AM

you know, this guy's skill in bed is probably better than the 3 of us combined

Takeda Shingen · 12-26-10, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by the_tyrant

you know, this guy's wallet is probably better than the 3 of us combined

Fixed.

Gerald · 12-26-10, 09:51 AM

Money talks.....wait.....can either wedding bells....

August · 12-26-10, 09:51 AM

I dunno, I just can't seem to find any downside here.

Takeda Shingen · 12-26-10, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by August

I dunno, I just can't seem to find any downside here.

I can: Navel ring. That and tatoos are my big turn-offs.

Dowly · 12-26-10, 09:54 AM

And she left her boobies home.

the_tyrant · 12-26-10, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

And she left her boobies home.

Its not that bad, I don't the boobies big enough to smother me

Gerald · 12-26-10, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

And she left her boobies home.

Platapus · 12-26-10, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by the_tyrant

you know, this guy's skill in bed is probably better than the 3 of us combined

Speak for yourself.

mookiemookie · 12-26-10, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by the_tyrant

you know, this guy's skill in bed is probably better than the 3 of us combined

I read an interview with some of his ex "girlfriends" a while back about this topic. It isn't.

Gerald · 12-26-10, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by mookiemookie

I read an interview with some of his ex "girlfriends" a while back about this topic. It isn't.

Good Mookie, then we have it done

Armistead · 12-26-10, 10:19 AM

I'm sure she would in just as much love if he was an average joe.....

the_tyrant · 12-26-10, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by mookiemookie

I read an interview with some of his ex "girlfriends" a while back about this topic. It isn't.

an i thought practice makes perfect

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antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Stop tempting me damnit, do you have any idea how difficult it is not to do pedophilia related jokes here? Still, concenting adults and all that.

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Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	And she left her boobies home.

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Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	I'm sure she would in just as much love if he was an average joe.....