Why Jesus was an Aussie (JK)

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by TarJak

And the reason we do that is all yanks are from the same country, whereas kiwis and Australian's are not.

Hey, you all look and sound the same to me.

*ducks into same space as Herr-Berbunch* "Hey! Move over!"

[Jimbuna]

Similarly the Irish, Welsh and Scots often claim to be British

[Herr-Berbunch]

And Jim sounds like a Monkey-Hanger...


I'm just sayin'!





*Ducks again!* "Hello Steve..."

[Jimbuna]

Nope, monkey hangers come from Hartlepool, us Shields folk are often refered to as sand dancers

What part of Outer Mongolia are you from anyway?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Nope, monkey hangers come from Hartlepool, us Shields folk are often refered to as sand dancers

What part of Outer Mongolia are you from anyway? [/QUOTE]

Referred to as what - sund derlanders?





Nowt so easy as to wind up local rivalries

Originally Posted by jimbuna

What part of Outer Mongolia are you from anyway?

Home of the Mighty Mariners - well, nearby

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

What part of Outer Mongolia are you from anyway?

Actually I have it on good authority that he's from Lower Slobovia.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Actually I have it on good authority that he's from Lower Slobovia.

Nope...those Lower Slobovians are fraudsters...they definitely come from Outer Mongolia

[TarJak]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Nope...those Lower Slobovians are fraudsters...they definitely come from Outer Mongolia

Actually lower Sobovia and Outer Mogolia have merged to become the Republic of Jimbunia

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by TarJak

Actually lower Sobovia and Outer Mogolia have merged to become the Republic of Jimbunia

As I understand it the official title will be The Peoples Free Democratic Republic of Jimbunia.

You know, the more names proclaiming freedom in the official title, the more it must be true, and usually isn't.

[Herr-Berbunch]

The Peoples Free Democratic Republic of Jimbunia government has been taken over by a non-lethal coup by The Jimbunia's Peoples' Free Democratic Republican Front Army. They are happy to hold a ballot early next week - your papers are below:

Tick ONE Only -

Jimbuna Newcastle Why-Eye Geordie Pet Magpie Shearergazzabeardsleykeegan Fogonthetyne Bykergrove Brown-Ale Geedoubleyouex the Third ...............[ ]


Thank you for your vote. Should any attempt to influence this ballot other than a cross above, written in your own blood (drawn by one of our adjudicators) become apparent then you are punishable by the full weight of the law - which we shall draw up next week.

Just saying

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

The Peoples Free Democratic Republic of Jimbunia government has been taken over by a non-lethal coup by The Jimbunia's Peoples' Free Democratic Republican Front Army. They are happy to hold a ballot early next week - your papers are below:

Tick ONE Only -

Jimbuna Newcastle Why-Eye Geordie Pet Magpie Shearergazzabeardsleykeegan Fogonthetyne Bykergrove Brown-Ale Geedoubleyouex the Third ...............[ ]


Thank you for your vote. Should any attempt to influence this ballot other than a cross above, written in your own blood (drawn by one of our adjudicators) become apparent then you are punishable by the full weight of the law - which we shall draw up next week.

Sounds fair enough to me