Why Jesus was an Aussie (JK)
 

Proof that Jesus was Australian:

• He wore thongs.
• He was a chippy, who like all good union members didn't work on Sundays.
• His favourite past times were fishing, camping, going 4-wheel donkeying, and most of his mates were fishermen.
• He seemed to know a lot of prostitutes.
• His mates all had nicknames: The Rock, The Doubter, Simon Peter, The Baptist, so on and so forth.
• The only time he went to church as a young bloke he got into a fight.
• He was a champion surfer, it was like he could walk on water.
• He did a mean barbeque, 5000 people rock up, no wuckers throw a few fresh caught fish on the barbie, some buns and a bit of mum's potato salad (it's in the Gospel of Thomas, trust me) and bob's your uncle.
• No one is exactly sure where he was earning his quid from but he had a mate in the tax office so it was all sweet.
• And to top it all off, he turned water into alcohol and if that isn't an Australian miracle I don't know what is!

You know why he wasn't born down-under?
God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin there.
:haha:
J/K Mates!!

An old favorite, Jeff. I'm sorry you beat me to it. :up:

:haha:Wow you're right! Google can't find them either: http://www.google.com.au/images?um=1...=&oq=&gs_rfai=

:rotfl2::yeah:

I first heard it as a Polish joke back in the '70s. I've told it as a Utah joke ever since.

And all the Aussie virgin things you search for come up with
Females looking for Virgin Aussie Males.
Like there is one over several months old.
:haha:

I also noticed no links to a Male Aussie looking for a virgin!
(Probably because they know looking for a winning Lottery Ticket gets faster returns?)
:har:

J/K

It can't hard to find a virgin in Australia. There has to be some women who can run faster than their brothers.

:D

[insert sheep joke here]

Your mixing us up with the New Zealanders!:O:

I even tried aussie wise men and got nothing.
:hmmm:

You sure you live there?
Or should I try aussie wise arse?
:har:

Oh I live here alright. Nobody says I'm wise though.:O:

Hey, people lump all us Yanks together. Why not you downunders? :O:

And the reason we do that is all yanks are from the same country, whereas kiwis and Australian's are not.:O:

Now if you'd said we lumped the Canucks in there your point would have been well made.:know:

Are you saying that Canadians aren't American? :D

*ducks*

Of course they are American in the sense they are from The America's, but they are not Yanks.:O: