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12-08-10, 10:54 PM

Beating trolls is both an honourable and valued service however, some believe that the world is already past peak Wombat and a global shortage is only a matter of time. Wolverines are none to common either although some research indicates that they are far more effective for beating trolls than are Wombats and have a very favourable service life as troll-smackers. Surely the elimination of trolls might might be desirable even if not on the current agenda?

Perhaps a compromise troll beater, say replacing Wombats with Louisviille Slugger Ballbats?

Here's a test run using frogs, a very troll-like creature...

http://www.somethingwrong.co.uk/crazy_frog_baseball/

The symbolism of beating trolls with Wombats is deep, profound and not to be trifled with but in practice, few things compare with good old-fashoned hardwood.

Edit:
Gotta love how quickly the Party Leader can lose control of the Party's core message to the pitchfork and torch crowd...

View Poll Results: Should we beat Trolls with Wombats, led primarily by the Frau Kaleun's Party?
Yes	18	94.74%
No	1	5.26%
Voters: 19. You may not vote on this poll

12-08-10, 10:54 PM	#16
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Beating trolls is both an honourable and valued service however, some believe that the world is already past peak Wombat and a global shortage is only a matter of time. Wolverines are none to common either although some research indicates that they are far more effective for beating trolls than are Wombats and have a very favourable service life as troll-smackers. Surely the elimination of trolls might might be desirable even if not on the current agenda? Perhaps a compromise troll beater, say replacing Wombats with Louisviille Slugger Ballbats? Here's a test run using frogs, a very troll-like creature... http://www.somethingwrong.co.uk/crazy_frog_baseball/ The symbolism of beating trolls with Wombats is deep, profound and not to be trifled with but in practice, few things compare with good old-fashoned hardwood. Edit: Gotta love how quickly the Party Leader can lose control of the Party's core message to the pitchfork and torch crowd...