1,000th Post Poll! - Page 2

Sailor Steve · 12-08-10, 10:31 PM

I think you are missing the point, lone-naysayer. When we run out of wombats we can always switch to wolverines. What is important here is not the protection of the animal-weapons, or even the elimination of trolls. What is important is the fun to be had from actually engaging in this activity. If Frau's party is put into power, she will legalize this practice, so we can smack trolls with impunity.

Is that not a goal worth striving for?

frau kaleun · 12-08-10, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I think you are missing the point, lone-naysayer. When we run out of wombats we can always switch to wolverines. What is important here is not the protection of the animal-weapons, or even the elimination of trolls. What is important is the fun to be had from actually engaging in this activity. If Frau's party is put into power, she will legalize this practice, so we can smack trolls with impunity.

Is that not a goal worth striving for?

Now wait just a minute, it's the Frau Kaleun Hits People Over The Head With An Angry Wombat Party.

I never said anything about legalizing the practice for the rest of you ruffians.

12-08-10, 10:54 PM

Beating trolls is both an honourable and valued service however, some believe that the world is already past peak Wombat and a global shortage is only a matter of time. Wolverines are none to common either although some research indicates that they are far more effective for beating trolls than are Wombats and have a very favourable service life as troll-smackers. Surely the elimination of trolls might might be desirable even if not on the current agenda?

Perhaps a compromise troll beater, say replacing Wombats with Louisviille Slugger Ballbats?

Here's a test run using frogs, a very troll-like creature...

http://www.somethingwrong.co.uk/crazy_frog_baseball/

The symbolism of beating trolls with Wombats is deep, profound and not to be trifled with but in practice, few things compare with good old-fashoned hardwood.

Edit:
Gotta love how quickly the Party Leader can lose control of the Party's core message to the pitchfork and torch crowd...

GoldenRivet · 12-08-10, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Don't be silly. Her leadership qualities are irrelevant - most of the guys here would follow her anywhere, regardless.

LOL

still... I'm going to need to see her actual leadership qualifications.

EDIT: not an innuendo

Sailor Steve · 12-09-10, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

EDIT: not an innuendo

Too bad. I'm all for it.

Sailor Steve · 12-09-10, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Now wait just a minute, it's the Frau Kaleun Hits People Over The Head With An Angry Wombat Party.

I never said anything about legalizing the practice for the rest of you ruffians.

Oh. Sorry. I just assumed because the post I responded to seemed so certain. Yeah, that's the ticket. It was all his fault.

This is the part where I start running from the running mate.

frau kaleun · 12-09-10, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

LOL
still... I'm going to need to see her actual leadership qualifications.

Qualifications? I don't need no stinkin' qualifications!

Now - where are all the wombats at?

Herr-Berbunch · 12-09-10, 09:26 AM

When we have expired all the wombats, we (or just Frau!) can move on to other small furry animals...

papa_smurf · 12-09-10, 11:08 AM

Well, it had to happen at some point. So here is some spam for all of you to enjoy

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(this has absolutely nothing to do with me nearing towards the 2000 mark)

Jimbuna · 12-09-10, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by papa_smurf

Well, it had to happen at some point. So here is some spam for all of you to enjoy

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(this has absolutely nothing to do with me nearing towards the 2000 mark)

Better keep it away from the pooter

View Poll Results: Should we beat Trolls with Wombats, led primarily by the Frau Kaleun's Party?
Yes	18	94.74%
No	1	5.26%
Voters: 19. You may not vote on this poll

12-08-10, 10:31 PM	#16
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I think you are missing the point, lone-naysayer. When we run out of wombats we can always switch to wolverines. What is important here is not the protection of the animal-weapons, or even the elimination of trolls. What is important is the fun to be had from actually engaging in this activity. If Frau's party is put into power, she will legalize this practice, so we can smack trolls with impunity. Is that not a goal worth striving for? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

12-09-10, 09:26 AM	#23
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	When we have expired all the wombats, we (or just Frau!) can move on to other small furry animals... __________________

12-09-10, 11:08 AM	#24
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Well, it had to happen at some point. So here is some spam for all of you to enjoy: (this has absolutely nothing to do with me nearing towards the 2000 mark) __________________

12-08-10, 10:54 PM	#18
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Beating trolls is both an honourable and valued service however, some believe that the world is already past peak Wombat and a global shortage is only a matter of time. Wolverines are none to common either although some research indicates that they are far more effective for beating trolls than are Wombats and have a very favourable service life as troll-smackers. Surely the elimination of trolls might might be desirable even if not on the current agenda? Perhaps a compromise troll beater, say replacing Wombats with Louisviille Slugger Ballbats? Here's a test run using frogs, a very troll-like creature... http://www.somethingwrong.co.uk/crazy_frog_baseball/ The symbolism of beating trolls with Wombats is deep, profound and not to be trifled with but in practice, few things compare with good old-fashoned hardwood. Edit: Gotta love how quickly the Party Leader can lose control of the Party's core message to the pitchfork and torch crowd...