How to make a movie that pretentious arty farty types will love

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Originally Posted by onelifecrisis

2. Pay a couple of actors and film them doing nothing in various places. Walking. Sitting. If you can get them to stare meaningfully at inanimate objects, or just into the distance, that's great.

And there have to be a few girls in there. Mumble mumble ironic depiction mumble mumble subjugation of the female form mumble mumble HOOTERS.