On a lighter note.

Telemon · 10-26-10, 04:53 AM

Greetings,

I'm faced with a delicate problem.

I'm a little concerned about my Watch Officer. I accept that he likes to wear a little make up on the bridge but can any one suggest how I can tactfully, diplomatically hint that I think his lipstick is a little too pink. He cries very easily but it does catch the sunlight and I'm worried that the enemy can see it at long range.

Jimbuna · 10-26-10, 05:47 AM

That's an easy one to fix...kiss him repeatedly and it'll wear off

Sailor Steve · 10-26-10, 06:54 AM

Also a slight touch of actor's face powder should keep the glare down. Frau Kaleun should be along presently with better advice - not about make-up, but about dealing with crying sailors.

Telemon · 10-26-10, 07:40 AM

I'm afraid the kissing bit is a no go jimbuna, my engineer is very very jealous and is prone to tantrum throwing. In addition my watch officer is rather too fond of the garlic.

frau kaleun · 10-26-10, 08:11 AM

I'm afraid I only have worse news for you... half your crew is underage, and Chris Hansen is waiting for you in the o-messe.

Telemon · 10-26-10, 08:25 AM

Frau Kaleun,

Where did you get the photo of my watch officer in male civvies? He usually wears a nice little lacy black number off duty.

I must contradict you none of my crew are under age. They're all over ten years old!!

ediko · 10-26-10, 09:04 AM

Telemon I have a solution for you!

frau kaleun · 10-26-10, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Telemon

I must contradict you none of my crew are under age. They're all over ten years old!!

I *knew* there was something 'off' about the new Kriegsmarine recruiting program...

ediko · 10-27-10, 03:21 PM

Looks legit. I'd do it!

flag4 · 10-27-10, 03:52 PM

...what is CANDY responsible for?

STEED · 10-27-10, 04:07 PM

Send him to the Russian front on a top secret mission to French kiss Stalin.

10-26-10, 04:53 AM	#1
Telemon Helmsman Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 103 Downloads: 288 Uploads: 0	On a lighter note. Greetings, I'm faced with a delicate problem. I'm a little concerned about my Watch Officer. I accept that he likes to wear a little make up on the bridge but can any one suggest how I can tactfully, diplomatically hint that I think his lipstick is a little too pink. He cries very easily but it does catch the sunlight and I'm worried that the enemy can see it at long range.

10-26-10, 05:47 AM	#2
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	That's an easy one to fix...kiss him repeatedly and it'll wear off __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-26-10, 06:54 AM	#3
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Also a slight touch of actor's face powder should keep the glare down. Frau Kaleun should be along presently with better advice - not about make-up, but about dealing with crying sailors. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

10-27-10, 03:52 PM	#10
flag4 Watch Officer Join Date: May 2007 Location: as far away as possible Posts: 1,625 Downloads: 147 Uploads: 0	...what is CANDY responsible for? __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] ' We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.' Kurt Vonnegut

10-27-10, 04:07 PM	#11
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Send him to the Russian front on a top secret mission to French kiss Stalin. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

10-26-10, 07:40 AM	#4
Telemon Helmsman Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 103 Downloads: 288 Uploads: 0	I'm afraid the kissing bit is a no go jimbuna, my engineer is very very jealous and is prone to tantrum throwing. In addition my watch officer is rather too fond of the garlic.

10-26-10, 08:11 AM	#5
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	I'm afraid I only have worse news for you... half your crew is underage, and Chris Hansen is waiting for you in the o-messe.

10-26-10, 08:25 AM	#6
Telemon Helmsman Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 103 Downloads: 288 Uploads: 0	Frau Kaleun, Where did you get the photo of my watch officer in male civvies? He usually wears a nice little lacy black number off duty. I must contradict you none of my crew are under age. They're all over ten years old!!

10-26-10, 09:04 AM	#7
ediko Electrician's Mate Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Latvia Posts: 137 Downloads: 17 Uploads: 0	Telemon I have a solution for you!

10-27-10, 03:21 PM	#9
ediko Electrician's Mate Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Latvia Posts: 137 Downloads: 17 Uploads: 0	Looks legit. I'd do it!