On a lighter note.
 

Greetings,

I'm faced with a delicate problem.

I'm a little concerned about my Watch Officer. I accept that he likes to wear a little make up on the bridge but can any one suggest how I can tactfully, diplomatically hint that I think his lipstick is a little too pink. He cries very easily but it does catch the sunlight and I'm worried that the enemy can see it at long range.

That's an easy one to fix...kiss him repeatedly and it'll wear off :smug:

Also a slight touch of actor's face powder should keep the glare down. Frau Kaleun should be along presently with better advice - not about make-up, but about dealing with crying sailors.

I'm afraid the kissing bit is a no go jimbuna, my engineer is very very jealous and is prone to tantrum throwing. In addition my watch officer is rather too fond of the garlic.

I'm afraid I only have worse news for you... half your crew is underage, and Chris Hansen is waiting for you in the o-messe.

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Frau Kaleun,

Where did you get the photo of my watch officer in male civvies? He usually wears a nice little lacy black number off duty.

I must contradict you none of my crew are under age. They're all over ten years old!!

Telemon I have a solution for you! http://blog.timesunion.com/tablehopp...-over-head.jpg :salute:

I *knew* there was something 'off' about the new Kriegsmarine recruiting program...

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images..._candy_van.jpg

Looks legit. I'd do it!

...what is CANDY responsible for?

Send him to the Russian front on a top secret mission to French kiss Stalin. :haha: