Megachurch Birthplace of 'Hour of Power' Files for Bankruptcy

TLAM Strike · 10-19-10, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

I think the Prayer Spire would make a great looking ICBM.

I'm so reminded of Futurama!

Raoul: And over here is our church.

Fry: Wow. You guys worship an unexploded nuclear bomb?

Vyolet: Yeah, but nobody's that observant. It's mainly a Christmas and Easter thing.

mookiemookie · 10-19-10, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

Fry: Wow. You guys worship an unexploded nuclear bomb?

Takeda Shingen · 10-19-10, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by mookiemookie

Gah, you beat me to it. I almost always end up detonating that thing anyway.

nikimcbee · 10-19-10, 11:30 PM

I vote strip club too! great idea. They could build the mosque there!

bookworm_020 · 10-19-10, 11:39 PM

"Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones!"

Maybe they could turn it into a green house. They could grow pot to bring in the money! A "higher" power indeed!

krashkart · 10-19-10, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by bookworm_020

"Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones!"

Maybe they could turn it into a green house. They could grow pot to bring in the money! A "higher" power indeed!

I dunno man, they'd have to pay homage to a heathen god:

kiwi_2005 · 10-19-10, 11:51 PM

no different to those others that use their faith for greed. Benny hinn is another. We have our very own televangelist - The destiny church who have now spread their word to Australia. Warning to Aussies avoid Destiny Church like the plague.

Betonov · 10-20-10, 02:23 AM

You need to have mafia connections, money laundring, realestate embezelment and shady financing to avoid bankrupcy. In other words, you need to be a roman catcholic church

Herr-Berbunch · 10-20-10, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

no different to those others that use their faith for greed. Benny hinn is another. We have our very own televangelist - The destiny church who have now spread their word to Australia. Warning to Aussies avoid Destiny Church like the plague.

Sorry, thought you said Benny Hill...

Sailor Steve · 10-20-10, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

I vote strip club too! great idea. They could build the mosque there!

That place is so big they could make it into a mall. Strip club, mosque, McDonald's...they could have it all!

frau kaleun · 10-20-10, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

That place is so big they could make it into a mall. Strip club, mosque, McDonald's...they could have it all!

Don't forget the obligatory half-dozen Starbucks.

10-19-10, 11:30 PM	#4
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I vote strip club too! great idea. They could build the mosque there! __________________

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bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	"Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones!" Maybe they could turn it into a green house. They could grow pot to bring in the money! A "higher" power indeed! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

10-19-10, 11:51 PM	#7
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	no different to those others that use their faith for greed. Benny hinn is another. We have our very own televangelist - The destiny church who have now spread their word to Australia. Warning to Aussies avoid Destiny Church like the plague. __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

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Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	You need to have mafia connections, money laundring, realestate embezelment and shady financing to avoid bankrupcy. In other words, you need to be a roman catcholic church