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CaptainMattJ. · 09-09-10, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

I think we all know what our troops in the field really need from home...

agreed. dip and porn is what our troops need to be happy. period.

a happy, well rested soldier with a gun is more deadly then a nuke

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Ducimus · 09-09-10, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainMattJ.

agreed. dip and porn is what our troops need to be happy. period.

a happy, well rested soldier with a gun is more deadly then a nuke

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Allow me to dispel any rumors of privacy while deployed. ( At least from my experience) You sleep in a tent, or bunker, with 10-12 other dudes who know (or learn) everything about you, and give each other a rash of crap for the hell of it. Suffice to say, Rosy palm and her five sisters will not be paying you any congical visits until you get home.

CaptainMattJ. · 09-09-10, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Ducimus

Allow me to dispel any rumors of privacy while deployed. ( At least from my experience) You sleep in a tent, or bunker, with 10-12 other dudes who know (or learn) everything about you, and give each other a rash of crap for the hell of it. Suffice to say, Rosy palm and her five sisters will not be paying you any congical visits until you get home.

they could volunteer for perimeter duty, dig a foxhole and itllbe just like being at home, without the possibility of rejection AND your child/wife/mom/friend cant walk in on you!

Ducimus · 09-09-10, 06:14 PM

I think the best chance to rub one out might be an outhouse or portajohn. But then, nobody wants to hang out for very long in one of those hot, smelly, fly infested things.

CaptainMattJ. · 09-09-10, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Ducimus

I think the best chance to rub one out might be an outhouse or portajohn. But then, nobody wants to hang out for very long in one of those hot, smelly, fly infested things.

true.

frau kaleun · 09-09-10, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainMattJ.

they could volunteer for perimeter duty, dig a foxhole and itllbe just like being at home, without the possibility of rejection AND your child/wife/mom/friend cant walk in on you!

Yeah, but can you do that and watch the perimeter at the same time?

Seriously, I bet this is how the Battle of the Bulge started.

Takeda Shingen · 09-09-10, 06:42 PM

Just when I think we've hit bottom there comes the realization that there is always another sub-basement.

CaptainMattJ. · 09-09-10, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Yeah, but can you do that and watch the perimeter at the same time?

Seriously, I bet this is how the Battle of the Bulge started.

excuse the depth of this statement, but : a man can watch a Video of, you know, and rub one out at the same time. whats keeping a dude out there from doing so?

frau kaleun · 09-09-10, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

Just when I think we've hit bottom there comes the realization that there is always another sub-basement.

"The breakthrough went much easier than we hoped, Herr Generalfeldmarschall."

"Oh ja?"

"Ja. There was not much resistance. Mostly they just wanted to cuddle."

09-09-10, 06:14 PM	#19
Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	I think the best chance to rub one out might be an outhouse or portajohn. But then, nobody wants to hang out for very long in one of those hot, smelly, fly infested things.

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Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Just when I think we've hit bottom there comes the realization that there is always another sub-basement.