Cracked.com: The History Channel - Page 2

Ducimus · 09-03-10, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

You mean the Hitler channel.

Their lineup

Hitler, the lost artwork.
Hitler and his favorite meals.
Hitler, the fashion designer.

Hitler's top ten weapons he never used.
Top ten hitler uniforms, as chosen by some Canadian historian.
[queue Emery commercial how kick ass the US is]

And even that would be an improvement over the history channels current lineup. Id be watching the military channel in place of the history channel if i had it. But we're not paying more for cable TV that we rarely watch to begin with.

Weiss Pinguin · 09-03-10, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

You mean the Hitler channel.

Their lineup

Hitler, the lost artwork.
Hitler and his favorite meals.
Hitler, the fashion designer.

Hitler's top ten weapons he never used.
Top ten hitler uniforms, as chosen by some Canadian historian.

Actually the last time I was able to watch it they had some marathon going about Most Dangerous Jobs or something similar, really interesting.

AVGWarhawk · 09-03-10, 01:31 PM

HC is ok for some of it's programs. I do watch Pawn Stars. Chumlee is funny!

09-03-10, 01:52 PM

Better the NAZI Channel than the white trash channel they are pushing now with the new slogan.

Blood_splat · 09-03-10, 02:00 PM

Did Hitler play with toy boats? Stay tune this fall on the History Channel.

STEED · 09-03-10, 04:51 PM

I hear there doing a two hour special on the general topics forum here....COOL.

Waite a minute they have canceled it to make way for a four hour special on porn films and how they affect global warming.

razark · 09-03-10, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Waite a minute they have canceled it to make way for a four hour special on porn films and how they affect global warming.

What does that have to do with Hitler and UFOs and ancient prophecy?

antikristuseke · 09-03-10, 05:17 PM

I don't know but all I can think about at this moment is honking great tits.

STEED · 09-03-10, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by razark

What does that have to do with Hitler and UFOs and ancient prophecy?

The ancient prophecy tells the time of porn films will cause global warming and these films will be made by Hitler as he flips from studio to studio in his UFO.

frau kaleun · 09-03-10, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

The ancient prophecy tells the time of porn films will cause global warming and these films will be made by Hitler as he flips from studio to studio in his UFO.

I'm not watching unless Elvis is his copilot.

Does anybody get the Military History channel? (As opposed to the Military Channel, which I've already got.)

I don't get it now, but it's part of small package of additional channels I could add. Haven't checked the pricing on it yet. But it seems like there are more things on there I would watch than what's on the HC.

Weiss Pinguin · 09-04-10, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

I don't know but all I can think about at this moment is honking great tits.

What a lovely pair of... zeppelins?

krashkart · 09-04-10, 06:31 PM

Good read.

In a way I'm glad the History Channel went to the premium channels. I would still be hooked solid on their programming and consequently feeding the ratings machine.

nikimcbee · 09-07-10, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

Good read.

In a way I'm glad the History Channel went to the premium channels. I would still be hooked solid on their programming and consequently feeding the ratings machine.

I knew it! It's all krashkart's fault

Takeda Shingen · 09-07-10, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

I knew it! It's all krashkart's fault

That's been my mantra since the release of SH5.

After all, I understand exactly why there is no beer in my refrigerator.

09-03-10, 01:31 PM	#18
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,284 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	HC is ok for some of it's programs. I do watch Pawn Stars. Chumlee is funny! __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

09-03-10, 04:51 PM	#21
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I hear there doing a two hour special on the general topics forum here....COOL. Waite a minute they have canceled it to make way for a four hour special on porn films and how they affect global warming. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

09-03-10, 01:52 PM	#19
The Third Man Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Better the NAZI Channel than the white trash channel they are pushing now with the new slogan.

09-03-10, 02:00 PM	#20
Blood_splat Samurai Navy Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Beneath the waves Posts: 568 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	Did Hitler play with toy boats? Stay tune this fall on the History Channel.

09-03-10, 05:17 PM	#23
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	I don't know but all I can think about at this moment is honking great tits.

09-04-10, 06:31 PM	#27
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	Good read. In a way I'm glad the History Channel went to the premium channels. I would still be hooked solid on their programming and consequently feeding the ratings machine.