Message in a Lifejacket (BALZ)

frau kaleun · 08-27-10, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by ralphnader23

Is it just me, or does Mr. Duckie seem to be really, really excited about serving your tea?

Jimbuna · 08-27-10, 09:55 AM

He does appear to have a rather 'extended' spout

Brag · 08-27-10, 11:57 AM

Doenitz frowned as he laid out several messages on his desk. "How come you didn´t recall U-52, when it reported heavy damage?"
Capt. Rollwitz, his adjutant sighed. "We tried, Balz replied it would not be heroic to return with all torpedoes on board."
"The bastard keeps breaking my boats. It took two months to repair U-52 after his last patrol."
"Now, he can´t dive below one hundred meters," Rollwitz said.
"His next command will be the garbage scow Wili Duck."
"That would look bad, Herr Admiral."
"Why, why, why?"
Rollwitz slid a message across the desk. "Intercepted, in the clear from the merchant Brick Castle. Second U-boat attack today.
Revenge received two torpedoes and sunk."
"What that has to do with Balz?"
"U-52 is the only boat in the area."
"I see. I wish someone else would have done the job."
"This message," Rollwitz slid another flimsy, "somehow was forwarded to the Supply section. An officer by the name of Bernard wants to know the size of your feet."

Gerald · 08-27-10, 12:26 PM

which would make him good,follow this gentle man

papa_smurf · 08-27-10, 02:18 PM

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"This message," Rollwitz slid another flimsy, "somehow was forwarded to the Supply section. An officer by the name of Bernard wants to know the size of your feet."

Huh? Bernard an officer? WERE DOOMED!!!!

Torp III · 08-27-10, 02:42 PM

[\QUOTE]"I see. I wish someone else would have done the job."
"This message," Rollwitz slid another flimsy, "somehow was forwarded to the Supply section. An officer by the name of Bernard wants to know the size of your feet."[/QUOTE]

HW3 · 08-27-10, 03:33 PM

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"You have 'til the end of this patrol to knit one hundred booties for Admiral Doenitz."

And here I thought the GREAT Balz the magnificent, the mighty all knowing sailor, understood pirate speech.

Zedwardson · 08-27-10, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Is it just me, or does Mr. Duckie seem to be really, really excited about serving your tea?

08-27-10, 09:55 AM	#2
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,661 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	He does appear to have a rather 'extended' spout __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-27-10, 11:57 AM	#3
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Doenitz frowned as he laid out several messages on his desk. "How come you didn´t recall U-52, when it reported heavy damage?" Capt. Rollwitz, his adjutant sighed. "We tried, Balz replied it would not be heroic to return with all torpedoes on board." "The bastard keeps breaking my boats. It took two months to repair U-52 after his last patrol." "Now, he can´t dive below one hundred meters," Rollwitz said. "His next command will be the garbage scow Wili Duck." "That would look bad, Herr Admiral." "Why, why, why?" Rollwitz slid a message across the desk. "Intercepted, in the clear from the merchant Brick Castle. Second U-boat attack today. Revenge received two torpedoes and sunk." "What that has to do with Balz?" "U-52 is the only boat in the area." "I see. I wish someone else would have done the job." "This message," Rollwitz slid another flimsy, "somehow was forwarded to the Supply section. An officer by the name of Bernard wants to know the size of your feet." __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

08-27-10, 12:26 PM	#4
Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,254 Downloads: 553 Uploads: 0	"Bernard" needs rest Balz, which would make him good,follow this gentle man __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie

08-27-10, 02:42 PM	#6
Torp III Gunner Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Lost Posts: 94 Downloads: 94 Uploads: 0	[\QUOTE]"I see. I wish someone else would have done the job." "This message," Rollwitz slid another flimsy, "somehow was forwarded to the Supply section. An officer by the name of Bernard wants to know the size of your feet."[/QUOTE] __________________ "Patience is a virtue" Loose Lips Sink Ships