Pooping: You're Doing It Wrong

[antikristuseke]

Originally Posted by TFatseas

Poop thread...

I subscribe to the theory "If it's not broke, don't fix it".

Your arse appears to be cracked, I'll get the stapler.

[UnderseaLcpl]

.......and with the advent of the "poop thread", Subsim sank below its officially rated depth. Perhaps the only thing more worrisome is that from the experience of its military and former military members alone, there is enough information on this precise topic to fill several volumes. I could personally contribute about 40 pages of war stories related to the absence of a toilet, and another ten or twenty involving functional indoor plumbing and portable johns - ranging from the time Cpl. Robinson accidentally defecated upon (or near) a hornet nest and ran a good two tenths of a mile through the desert with his trousers around his ankles to seek shelter in a tank hulk (which had most recently seen service as a target and a toilet) to the mysterious account of the infamous Phantom S****** of Camp Fallujah.

Yes, America's servicemembers are some of the nation's most celebrated poopers, and Marines are the finest of these. Capable of crapping anything from victory to Tiffany cufflinks to a mostly intact MRE in the most inhospitable environs on the planet, marines are justly proud of the legacy they leave in every position they occupy, provided that it is properly buried and concealed to avoid later detection by the enemy.

[Flaxpants]

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Yes, America's servicemembers are some of the nation's most celebrated poopers, and Marines are the finest of these. Capable of crapping anything from victory to Tiffany cufflinks to a mostly intact MRE in the most inhospitable environs on the planet, marines are justly proud of the legacy they leave in every position they occupy, provided that it is properly buried and concealed to avoid later detection by the enemy.

Presumably they get proper training for this?

[Dowly]

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Your arse appears to be cracked, I'll get the stapler.

[Reece]

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Your arse appears to be cracked, I'll get the stapler.

I agree Dowly! That is really funny!

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Flaxpants

Presumably they get proper training for this?

The big question is, does it now include hornet's nest recognition drills.

[antikristuseke]

Probably not, that takes all the fun out of it. Besides if you look at it from the wrong angle and get stung on the "right" spot it might swell and seem bigger...

[Castout]

Squatting while passing motion would increase blood pressure which would not happen if you just sit.

[AVGWarhawk]

This thread has gone to crap.

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

This thread has gone to crap.

Really? And here I was, feeling all flush with success.

[antikristuseke]

In this context this is even worse than usual

[Lionclaw]

Yes, would be bad if it came out as chocolate rain.

Good thing that it doesn't smell like chocolate though, people would eat their own.

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Lionclaw

Yes, would be bad if it came out as chocolate rain.

Good thing that it doesn't smell like chocolate though, people would eat their own.

EEEWWWW and I'd just put some M&Ms in my mouth when I read this.

We have a morning radio show here where one of the hosts refers to certain unpleasant excretory experiences as "the night of a thousand waterfalls."

[Lionclaw]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

EEEWWWW and I'd just put some M&Ms in my mouth when I read this.

We have a morning radio show here where one of the hosts refers to certain unpleasant excretory experiences as "the night of a thousand waterfalls."

[Jimbuna]

For when you don't want to be disturbed.