Pooping: You're Doing It Wrong

[frau kaleun]

http://gawker.com/5622737/forget-eve...-about-pooping

If you're attractive and/or a girl, this doesn't apply to you. But the rest of you, meaning those who poop, listen up: Your pooping technique is incorrect, a groundbreaking story reveals...

Modern-day squat evangelists make money off the claim that a "more natural" posture wards off all sorts of health problems, from Crohn's disease to colon cancer. Inventor Jonathon Isbit runs a modest online business selling Nature's Platform-a homemade, $150 device that fits over toilets to make them more like holes in the ground.

Of course this doesn't apply to Subsimmers, because we're all attractive and/or girls.