Punch lines only - Page 2

Sailor Steve · 08-23-10, 11:05 AM

That is not my dog.

Jimbuna · 08-23-10, 11:07 AM

The cheques in the post.

CaptainHaplo · 08-23-10, 04:34 PM

I was talking to the duck......

Jimbuna · 08-23-10, 04:41 PM

That definitely wouldn't have happened if I was in charge.

Sailor Steve · 08-23-10, 10:15 PM

Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?

mookiemookie · 08-23-10, 10:25 PM

Dad - Best I could do under the circumstances.

UnderseaLcpl · 08-23-10, 11:26 PM

So then she says; "Is it in yet?"

TarJak · 08-23-10, 11:59 PM

Terrible

Weiss Pinguin · 08-24-10, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mookiemookie

Dad - Best I could do under the circumstances.

Son... I am disappoint.

Jimbuna · 08-24-10, 10:08 AM

I'm sick of warning you...your under arrest!

Gerald · 08-24-10, 10:13 AM

where the police are, not talking bite on me

Jimbuna · 08-24-10, 11:19 AM

Of course I love you dear.

Sailor Steve · 08-24-10, 02:43 PM

George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree!

Jimbuna · 08-24-10, 03:40 PM

It wasn't me...honestly.

Gerald · 08-24-10, 03:44 PM

no excuses now, I'm tired of you always come home after 4 am

08-23-10, 11:05 AM	#16
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	That is not my dog. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

08-23-10, 11:07 AM	#17
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,168 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The cheques in the post. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-23-10, 04:34 PM	#18
CaptainHaplo Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,405 Downloads: 31 Uploads: 0	I was talking to the duck...... __________________ Good Hunting! Captain Haplo

08-23-10, 04:41 PM	#19
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,168 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	That definitely wouldn't have happened if I was in charge. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-23-10, 10:15 PM	#20
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

08-23-10, 10:25 PM	#21
mookiemookie Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,404 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 1	Dad - Best I could do under the circumstances. __________________ They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. Want more U-boat Kaleun portraits for your SH3 Commander Profiles? Download the SH3 Commander Portrait Pack here.

08-23-10, 11:26 PM	#22
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	So then she says; "Is it in yet?" __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

08-23-10, 11:59 PM	#23
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Terrible

08-24-10, 10:08 AM	#25
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,168 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I'm sick of warning you...your under arrest! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-24-10, 10:13 AM	#26
Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,254 Downloads: 553 Uploads: 0	where the police are, not talking bite on me __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie

08-24-10, 11:19 AM	#27
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,168 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Of course I love you dear. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-24-10, 02:43 PM	#28
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

08-24-10, 03:40 PM	#29
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,168 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	It wasn't me...honestly. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-24-10, 03:44 PM	#30
Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,254 Downloads: 553 Uploads: 0	no excuses now, I'm tired of you always come home after 4 am __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie