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Old 08-22-10, 04:28 PM   #1
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We all have jokes. Here is a place to post the punch lines. Wrap the set-up around them and have a good laugh.


Out back, pumping ethyl.

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Does that remind you of the last time you had sex?
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Old 08-22-10, 05:06 PM   #2
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If you know what I mean
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Old 08-22-10, 06:29 PM   #3
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I'm confused. Does this mean we each post punchlines and others come up with the jokes?
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Old 08-22-10, 06:35 PM   #4
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Good one UnderseaLcpl!!!

I've got another pair in the trunk of my car.
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Old 08-22-10, 07:19 PM   #5
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Here is one for the Lcpl:

He was disobeying orders so I gave him a dishonorable discharge.
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Old 08-22-10, 07:52 PM   #6
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I've got another pair in the trunk of my car.

Glad to hear that worked out.
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Old 08-22-10, 09:49 PM   #7
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Old 08-22-10, 10:09 PM   #8
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Old 08-23-10, 01:13 AM   #9
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"Yup !!....

Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"
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Old 08-23-10, 01:28 AM   #10
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i'l be back.
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Old 08-23-10, 02:22 AM   #11
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Old 08-23-10, 07:56 AM   #12
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Here's one I made earlier.
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Old 08-23-10, 09:49 AM   #13
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What fish?
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Old 08-23-10, 10:03 AM   #14
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I had two of them when I came in!
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Look down... Your holding the joke.
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