Why do? - Page 4

Platapus · 07-22-10, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Quite a lot, actually. They're very productive.

But of course that's just because they vark so aard at it.

Don't get up, gentlemen, I'm only passing through.

You are on a roll.

(golf clap)

frau kaleun · 07-22-10, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

You are on a roll.

I might as well be, the way you keep trying to butter me up.

Sailor Steve · 07-23-10, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Why do people park their car in a drive way, but drive their car on a park way?

Why do people never remember who Steven Wright is and why he writes all the best jokes?

Sailor Steve · 07-23-10, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by SteamWake

AWhy does the grass grow so damn fast.

Because you're not looking. The watched grass never grows. Or something like that.

Or maybe you're on the wrong side of the fence.

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Why do anything?

Because nothing is boring.

Why do I always feel a need to respond to every line of a post?

ryanglavin · 07-23-10, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Because you're not looking. The watched grass never grows. Or something like that.

Or maybe you're on the wrong side of the fence.

It always seems my neighbors grass stays at a good 1 inch and doesn't grow, while mine must have some sort of 'roids and I have to cut it back down from 5 inches to 1 inch every other day.

ryanglavin · 07-23-10, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Because I smell like road kill. Those are vultures.

Why do we have a why do thread?

Roadkill??? WHERE?

Herr-Berbunch · 07-23-10, 08:40 AM

If hydrogen and oxygen are so combustable, why doesn't water burn?

Sledgehammer427 · 07-23-10, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Why do drive-up ATMs have braille labels on them?

because the blind might walk into the ATM, and if it didn't have the labels in braille, how would he know he's near an ATM?
-smack-
ouch, sunuva...what is this anyways...?
-feels the braille buttons-
IT"S AN ATM!

I should probably grab a few bucks in case I walk into a coffee shop.

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If hydrogen and oxygen are so combustable, why doesn't water burn?

because water is made up of TWO molecules of hydrogen, and one of oxygen, they are all fused together as well, they are combustible separately, but not when they are combined to make water...which just happens to be one of the most stable fluids on the planet...

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Why do I always feel a need to respond to every line of a post?

because you are cool like that, I guess. I feel better, though, I'm not the only one.

krashkart · 07-23-10, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkFish

Now why do you watch poseur movies about metal?

What's wrong with Wayne's World??

Platapus · 07-23-10, 02:57 PM

If sound does not travel through a vacuum, why does my vacuum cleaner make so much noise?

DarkFish · 07-23-10, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

What's wrong with Wayne's World??

Maybe that Wayne's a POSEUR?

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Originally Posted by Platapus

If sound does not travel through a vacuum, why does my vacuum cleaner make so much noise?

Well, because they clean your room of all vacuums of course. With no vacuums left in your room, it's no wonder they're noisy.

Why do I suddenly listen to hardcore punk while posting this instead of the usual Metal?

TarJak · 07-24-10, 03:17 AM

Because your tastes are changing due to the musical chains thread. You will start listeing to '80's yacht rock next.

Why do music genre's always seem to be too narrow for most musicians?

DarkFish · 07-24-10, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Because your tastes are changing due to the musical chains thread. You will start listeing to '80's yacht rock next.

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Why do music genre's always seem to be too narrow for most musicians?

Because most musicians don't see the broadness of their genre

Why do we do?

Sailor Steve · 07-24-10, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkFish

Because most musicians don't see the broadness of their genre

Also because most musicians eventually come to a point at which they see the beauty of it all, and become eager to play other genres.

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Why do we do?

Because to don't would be unthinkable.

Why do I know these things?

DarkFish · 07-24-10, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Also because most musicians eventually come to a point at which they see the beauty of it all, and become eager to play other genres.

So that's why Metal musicians usually stick to Metal - it's the ultimate culmination of everything

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Why do I know these things?

Because if you do not, you do not do what has to be done. To do what one has to do, you do have to know what you're doing, as you can't do it if you do not know what to do. You would mistake and do what's done, instead of doing what still has to be done. Doing what's done does not make any sense, does it?
To be or not to be? To do or not to do? To be is to do. To do is to be. Dobedobedo

Why do what's done?

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TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Because your tastes are changing due to the musical chains thread. You will start listeing to '80's yacht rock next. Why do music genre's always seem to be too narrow for most musicians?