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Old 07-22-10, 08:03 AM   #1
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Why do some people not have a sense of humour...?
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Old 07-22-10, 08:58 AM   #2
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Why do some people not have a sense of humour...?
Because there is no such thing.

Why do forums have threads? They are not made from textiles.
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Old 07-22-10, 09:16 AM   #3
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Why do forums have threads? They are not made from textiles.
Because, as we all know, there were a lot of toga's to find on the Latin fora. Lots of threads in a toga.

Why don't the Italians wear toga's anymore?
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Old 07-22-10, 10:14 AM   #4
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Because, as we all know, there were a lot of toga's to find on the Latin fora. Lots of threads in a toga.

Why don't the Italians wear toga's anymore?
Because butts in pants are easier to pinch.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
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Old 07-22-10, 10:33 AM   #5
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Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Because I smell like road kill. Those are vultures.


Why do we have a why do thread?
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Old 07-22-10, 10:56 AM   #6
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=Why do we have a why do thread?
because we do.

why do I have this incredible urge to make lemonade?
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Because when life gives you why do threads you make lemonade.

Why am I still on this forum?
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Old 07-22-10, 11:01 AM   #8
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Why am I still on this forum?
Because you love reading the lame jokes and boring essays that are hallmarks of your truly. Or....y'know....cuz you like subs. Or something.

Why do........emos. Just Why!?
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Old 07-23-10, 01:24 AM   #9
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Because I smell like road kill. Those are vultures.


Why do we have a why do thread?
Roadkill??? WHERE?
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Old 07-23-10, 08:40 AM   #10
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If hydrogen and oxygen are so combustable, why doesn't water burn?
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Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Nuts. I was going to work that one in.
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Nuts. I was going to work that one in.
Me, too. That's what happens when you overthink stuff. Early birds appear.
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Old 07-22-10, 04:32 PM   #13
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Why do people park their car in a drive way, but drive their car on a park way?
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Old 07-22-10, 06:09 PM   #14
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Because it would be confusing otherwise.

Why do anything?
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Why do boxes of Instant Rice have directions for using the microwave?

Will I go back in time if I follow them?
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