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Old 06-21-10, 10:13 AM   #1
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I once caught shrimp while farting.
I once ate some shrimp and then farted.
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Old 06-21-10, 07:10 PM   #2
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.
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Did they change color too...
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Old 06-23-10, 12:06 PM   #5
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Did they change color too...
Yes, because I'm a lady which means I fart delightfully scented rainbows.
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Yes, because I'm a lady which means I fart delightfully scented rainbows.
Somewhere Over the (Mercaptan) Rainbow.
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Old 06-23-10, 05:57 PM   #7
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Yes, because I'm a lady which means I fart delightfully scented rainbows.
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I checked with your credit card company Frau, the last time you ate shrimp the NCA issued a Pinnacle - NUCFLASH alert.


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I checked with your credit card company Frau, the last time you ate shrimp the NCA issued a Pinnacle - NUCFLASH alert.


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I checked with your credit card company Frau, the last time you ate shrimp the NCA issued a Pinnacle - NUCFLASH alert.
On the plus side, at least there was no Emergency Evacuation.
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On the plus side, at least there was no Emergency Evacuation.
There wasn't anyone left to evacuate, from what I heard.
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Y'all should stop teasing the girl about her noxious fumes...




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Old 06-24-10, 09:03 AM   #13
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There wasn't anyone left to evacuate, from what I heard.
To be fair, the blast area was mostly unpopulated anyway.



Shame about the trees though.
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