Woman jailed for testicle attack

frau kaleun · 06-05-10, 03:53 PM

She only got one?

Amateur.

In all seriousness, I've been taught various versions of the "grab and rip" for use in self-defense but I can't imagine actually ripping one OFF a guy's body if he's fully clothed. Difficult to even get a good all-around grip on anything through clothing, it's mostly supposed to cause maximum discomfort, not remove the goods from the premises.

kurtz · 06-05-10, 04:07 PM

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He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

So I guess he was cavorting around in his grunties.

I also like

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A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Well it's a good friend who'll pick up a testicle for you when it's been in someone's mouth.

SteamWake · 06-05-10, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

She only got one?

Amateur.

In all seriousness, I've been taught various versions of the "grab and rip" for use in self-defense but I can't imagine actually ripping one OFF a guy's body if he's fully clothed. Difficult to even get a good all-around grip on anything through clothing, it's mostly supposed to cause maximum discomfort, not remove the goods from the premises.

Maybe the guys pants were already halfway down to his knees making the big grab easier.

frau kaleun · 06-05-10, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SteamWake

Maybe the guys pants were already halfway down to his knees making the big grab easier.

I'm gonna go with Kurtz's take on it after another reading and just assume the guy was already down to his undies when this took place.

Otherwise I don't see how she could've pulled it off. So to speak.

Sailor Steve · 06-05-10, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Otherwise I don't see how she could've pulled it off. So to speak.

I'm so glad you qualified that.

Weiss Pinguin · 06-05-10, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I'm so glad you qualified that.

I can't think of any puns to go with this

06-06-10, 02:17 AM

Whenever I read anything about a man getting his junk maimed or hurt or anything like that I immediately grip my crotch to try and protect it.

Also... whenever I see a pair of bolt cutters...

I have an odd habit of imagining it being used on my junk and start freaking out.

Jimbuna · 06-06-10, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Weiss Pinguin

I can't think of any puns to go with this

I shouldn't worry, the whole thread is just a load of bollocks anyway

frau kaleun · 06-06-10, 01:19 PM

I understand that when things started to get really ugly she pointed out the extreme vulnerability of his circumstances and offered him the chance to surrender.

In retrospect, his reply of "Nuts!" turned out to be less impressive than he'd hoped.

Platapus · 06-05-10, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

She only got one?

Amateur.

In all seriousness, I've been taught various versions of the "grab and rip" for use in self-defense but I can't imagine actually ripping one OFF a guy's body if he's fully clothed. Difficult to even get a good all-around grip on anything through clothing, it's mostly supposed to cause maximum discomfort, not remove the goods from the premises.

I was thinking the same thing. Mechanically this is not an easy thing to do.

Jimbuna · 06-05-10, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

I was thinking the same thing. Mechanically this is not an easy thing to do.

Pray to God it remains the case

Weiss Pinguin · 06-05-10, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

I was thinking the same thing. Mechanically this is not an easy thing to do.

Do I want to know how you know that?

Platapus · 06-05-10, 06:13 PM

EMT

Dowly · 06-05-10, 06:16 PM

sigh... yes I made it..

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frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	She only got one? Amateur. In all seriousness, I've been taught various versions of the "grab and rip" for use in self-defense but I can't imagine actually ripping one OFF a guy's body if he's fully clothed. Difficult to even get a good all-around grip on anything through clothing, it's mostly supposed to cause maximum discomfort, not remove the goods from the premises.

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Rilder Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Whenever I read anything about a man getting his junk maimed or hurt or anything like that I immediately grip my crotch to try and protect it. Also... whenever I see a pair of bolt cutters... I have an odd habit of imagining it being used on my junk and start freaking out.

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frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	I understand that when things started to get really ugly she pointed out the extreme vulnerability of his circumstances and offered him the chance to surrender. In retrospect, his reply of "Nuts!" turned out to be less impressive than he'd hoped.

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Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,056 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	sigh... yes I made it..