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Lord_magerius 06-05-10 10:13 AM

Woman jailed for testicle attack
 
Ouch... just ouch :o
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4253849.stm

DarkFish 06-05-10 10:38 AM

Quote:

I am in no way a violent person
:rotfl2:

Jimbuna 06-05-10 10:45 AM

Look on the positive side...he still has one left.

Good thing she never pulled something else off :doh:

Wolfehunter 06-05-10 11:03 AM

This is NUTS totally NUTS.. :o:dead:

AVGWarhawk 06-05-10 12:21 PM

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She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."
WTF? Did not mean harm? She had his testical in her mouth ready to swallow....she knew what she was up to....

Jimbuna 06-05-10 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk (Post 1412495)
WTF? Did not mean harm? She had his testical in her mouth ready to swallow....she knew what she was up to....

Yeah...looks like she certainly ballsed everything up :DL

Sailor Steve 06-05-10 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna (Post 1412563)
Yeah...looks like she certainly ballsed everything up :DL

You just said a mouthful. :D

papa_smurf 06-05-10 03:29 PM

Not to be stereotyical, but have to say it...

"calm down, calm down!"

Jimbuna 06-05-10 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by papa_smurf (Post 1412659)
Not to be stereotyical, but have to say it...

"calm down, calm down!"

Her response......"Don't preach to me when I've got my mouth full"!! :stare:

frau kaleun 06-05-10 03:53 PM

She only got one?

Amateur.

:O:

In all seriousness, I've been taught various versions of the "grab and rip" for use in self-defense but I can't imagine actually ripping one OFF a guy's body if he's fully clothed. Difficult to even get a good all-around grip on anything through clothing, it's mostly supposed to cause maximum discomfort, not remove the goods from the premises.

kurtz 06-05-10 04:07 PM

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He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
So I guess he was cavorting around in his grunties.

I also like

Quote:

A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
Well it's a good friend who'll pick up a testicle for you when it's been in someone's mouth.

SteamWake 06-05-10 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun (Post 1412681)
She only got one?

Amateur.

:O:

In all seriousness, I've been taught various versions of the "grab and rip" for use in self-defense but I can't imagine actually ripping one OFF a guy's body if he's fully clothed. Difficult to even get a good all-around grip on anything through clothing, it's mostly supposed to cause maximum discomfort, not remove the goods from the premises.

Maybe the guys pants were already halfway down to his knees making the big grab easier.

frau kaleun 06-05-10 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SteamWake (Post 1412720)
Maybe the guys pants were already halfway down to his knees making the big grab easier.

I'm gonna go with Kurtz's take on it after another reading and just assume the guy was already down to his undies when this took place.

Otherwise I don't see how she could've pulled it off. So to speak.

Platapus 06-05-10 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun (Post 1412681)
She only got one?

Amateur.

:O:

In all seriousness, I've been taught various versions of the "grab and rip" for use in self-defense but I can't imagine actually ripping one OFF a guy's body if he's fully clothed. Difficult to even get a good all-around grip on anything through clothing, it's mostly supposed to cause maximum discomfort, not remove the goods from the premises.

I was thinking the same thing. Mechanically this is not an easy thing to do.

Jimbuna 06-05-10 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus (Post 1412727)
I was thinking the same thing. Mechanically this is not an easy thing to do.

Pray to God it remains the case :DL


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