Shopping For a Boat (BALZ)

aj906 · 05-23-10, 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

He's the guy on the phone! Pay attention next time!

yeah, but whose secretary is he?

The Enigma · 05-23-10, 09:14 AM

It is still not clear to me.

So the guy on the phone who was talking to the secretary, who didn't know either who this guy was, is Hitler??
Or are we referring to the guy who the secretary was talking to while she wasn't talking on the phone to this guy she knew he couldn't be Hitler, since he was Doenitz.

Aarggh, why is this made so hard to understand for a simple "unter wasser boot kapitein".

Platapus · 05-23-10, 11:06 AM

I thought Hitler was on Third Base?

frau kaleun · 05-23-10, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

I thought Hitler was on Third Base?

This can't be right. I just got off the phone with Eva and according to her he doesn't even know where it is.

raymond6751 · 05-23-10, 12:00 PM

The information was leaked out of Berlin this week that the Kriegsmarine has a new super weapon. Apparently it is a battleship that can operate submerged, just like a submarine.

The Admiralty was taken by surprise by the news and vows to have an equally threatening weapon in response very shortly.

Meanwhile, P.M. Churchill told Parliament that he was aware of the problem for a month and that counter-measures were in the works.

sharkbit · 05-24-10, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

I thought Hitler was on Third Base?

I dont' know is on third.

Sailor Steve · 05-24-10, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by sharkbit

i dont' know is on third.

Stay outa the infield!

Sailor Steve · 05-23-10, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by The Enigma

It is still not clear to me.

So the guy on the phone who was talking to the secretary, who didn't know either who this guy was, is Hitler??
Or are we referring to the guy who the secretary was talking to while she wasn't talking on the phone to this guy she knew he couldn't be Hitler, since he was Doenitz.

Aarggh, why is this made so hard to understand for a simple "unter wasser boot kapitein".

Ah, so you speak Balzese? We may have some use for you as an interpreter!

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Originally Posted by raymond6751[/quote

The information was leaked out of Berlin this week that the Kriegsmarine has a new super weapon. Apparently it is a battleship that can operate submerged, just like a submarine.

Yes, that would be the KMS Bisfark. Top secret, hush-hush and all that.

The Enigma · 05-24-10, 01:14 AM

An interpreter you say

The phone: Das verdammte ding klingelt wieder.
Secretary: Sie weist fiel zu fiel und versteht nichts davon.
Hitler: Wer ist dieser typ der immer an der klingel Knochen hingt?
The Enigma: Feiner Kerl der heute zu tage immer in SHIII sich herum treibt.
Balz: Ein Balzener landsmann der auch hier sein platz gefunden hat.

Let me think about that.

papa_smurf · 05-24-10, 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by raymond6751[/quote
The information was leaked out of Berlin this week that the Kriegsmarine has a new super weapon. Apparently it is a battleship that can operate submerged, just like a submarine.
Yes, that would be the KMS Bisfark. Top secret, hush-hush and all that.

This incorrect - THIS is the kreigsmarines new super weapon....

Jimbuna · 05-24-10, 06:22 AM

St Nazaire has never quite been the same since

Brag · 05-24-10, 06:39 AM

I must duck out of this discussion.
Balz readers are nutz and, obviously, members of the Nutzi Party.

papa_smurf · 05-26-10, 04:37 AM

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I must duck out of this discussion.
Balz readers are nutz and, obviously, members of the Nutzi Party.

How did your guess

sunvalleyslim · 05-30-10, 07:12 PM

Nice story Brag......

05-23-10, 09:14 AM	#2
The Enigma Seer of visions Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Under the surface Posts: 2,315 Downloads: 31 Uploads: 0	It is still not clear to me. So the guy on the phone who was talking to the secretary, who didn't know either who this guy was, is Hitler?? Or are we referring to the guy who the secretary was talking to while she wasn't talking on the phone to this guy she knew he couldn't be Hitler, since he was Doenitz. Aarggh, why is this made so hard to understand for a simple "unter wasser boot kapitein". __________________

05-23-10, 11:06 AM	#3
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,379 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I thought Hitler was on Third Base? __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

05-23-10, 12:00 PM	#5
raymond6751 Admirable Mike Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,338 Downloads: 421 Uploads: 0	British ready to capitulate now The information was leaked out of Berlin this week that the Kriegsmarine has a new super weapon. Apparently it is a battleship that can operate submerged, just like a submarine. The Admiralty was taken by surprise by the news and vows to have an equally threatening weapon in response very shortly. Meanwhile, P.M. Churchill told Parliament that he was aware of the problem for a month and that counter-measures were in the works. __________________ Game Designer: Close The Atlantic - World War Three https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/...orld-war-three

05-24-10, 01:14 AM	#9
The Enigma Seer of visions Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Under the surface Posts: 2,315 Downloads: 31 Uploads: 0	An interpreter you say The phone: Das verdammte ding klingelt wieder. Secretary: Sie weist fiel zu fiel und versteht nichts davon. Hitler: Wer ist dieser typ der immer an der klingel Knochen hingt? The Enigma: Feiner Kerl der heute zu tage immer in SHIII sich herum treibt. Balz: Ein Balzener landsmann der auch hier sein platz gefunden hat. Let me think about that. __________________

05-24-10, 06:22 AM	#11
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,645 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	St Nazaire has never quite been the same since __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-24-10, 06:39 AM	#12
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	I must duck out of this discussion. Balz readers are nutz and, obviously, members of the Nutzi Party. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

05-30-10, 07:12 PM	#14
sunvalleyslim Ace of the Deep Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, Ca Posts: 1,142 Downloads: 267 Uploads: 0	Nice story Brag...... __________________ Crew member/ decommission member TM2(SS)(SD) 3/68-7/70 DIESEL BOATS FOREVER USS SEGUNDO (SS398)