Jokes about Jewish people

Sailor Steve · 05-11-10, 12:13 AM

Two Koreans are standing on a street corner in Los Angeles. The first Korean looks at his buddy and says "On chawa tai kai ontak mo no..."

The other Korean scowls at him and says "We in America now! Speak Spanish!"

World War Two:

A pilot lands on his carrier, leaps out of the cockpit and runs across the flight deck, up the ladders and into the Captain's Stateroom without knocking. He snaps to attention and almost shouts his report: "Sir! I wish to report a perfect mission! I dropped both bombs on a Jap destroyer, and both were hits! As she was sinking I went back and strafed about a hundred of the little yellow *&$#)@$% in the water! Sir!"

Slowly the Captain puts down his newspaper, smiles and says "Ah-so. Onry make-a one mistake..."

05-11-10, 12:13 AM	#23
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Two Koreans are standing on a street corner in Los Angeles. The first Korean looks at his buddy and says "On chawa tai kai ontak mo no..." The other Korean scowls at him and says "We in America now! Speak Spanish!" World War Two: A pilot lands on his carrier, leaps out of the cockpit and runs across the flight deck, up the ladders and into the Captain's Stateroom without knocking. He snaps to attention and almost shouts his report: "Sir! I wish to report a perfect mission! I dropped both bombs on a Jap destroyer, and both were hits! As she was sinking I went back and strafed about a hundred of the little yellow *&$#)@$% in the water! Sir!" Slowly the Captain puts down his newspaper, smiles and says "Ah-so. Onry make-a one mistake..." __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo