Jokes about Jewish people

Bilge_Rat · 05-10-10, 01:10 PM

A well off southern woman living near an army base in the deep American south wanted to do something patriotic for the boys in uniform so she decided to invite 5 officers to a party to meet the local girls.

She calls the base and asks to speak to the general in charge. Excitedly she gets right to the point, about inviting 5 officers to a party to meet the local girls, but then adds 'Don't send any Jews!,' to which the General after a pause answers 'OK'.

The next weekend with the party getting underway there's a knock on the southern woman's door. When she opens the door there stands five big african-american Army officers.

'There must be some mistake,' she mumbles.

'No mam,' answers the captain. 'General Cohen never makes a mistake.'

05-10-10, 01:10 PM	#24
Bilge_Rat Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: standing watch... Posts: 3,855 Downloads: 344 Uploads: 0	A well off southern woman living near an army base in the deep American south wanted to do something patriotic for the boys in uniform so she decided to invite 5 officers to a party to meet the local girls. She calls the base and asks to speak to the general in charge. Excitedly she gets right to the point, about inviting 5 officers to a party to meet the local girls, but then adds 'Don't send any Jews!,' to which the General after a pause answers 'OK'. The next weekend with the party getting underway there's a knock on the southern woman's door. When she opens the door there stands five big african-american Army officers. 'There must be some mistake,' she mumbles. 'No mam,' answers the captain. 'General Cohen never makes a mistake.' __________________ Last edited by Bilge_Rat; 05-10-10 at 01:36 PM.