Jokes about Jewish people

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Originally Posted by Schroeder

Are there any jokes about Germans, I sure would like to hear some.

What's the difference between an English, a French and a German pensioner? The English one takes a Whiskey and goes fishing.The French one takes a glass of wine and goes playing Boule.The Germany one takes his cardiac drug and goes to work.

How do you make a German chocolate cake? First, you invade der kitchen.

After much discussion as to where the capital of the new Germany should be Bonn or Berlin -- a compromise was struck: Paris.

I heard that now that Germany was reunited they were thinking about getting a new name. Odd...Germany was always keen on giving its neighbors a new name...GERMANY

Heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant? The food is great, but an hour later, you're hungry for power.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear. The Spaniard says, "Consider the word for 'butterfly'. In Spanish, this is Mariposa, a beautiful sounding word." The French guy says, "True, but Papillon is even more beautiful". "What's wrong with Schmetterlink?", says the German...

Why are there so many tree-lined streets and leafy lanes in France? Germans like to march in the shade!