Here they are... Obama Jokes LOL - Page 2

nikimcbee · 05-09-10, 10:25 AM

nikimcbee · 05-09-10, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for
it.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to
society. The other is for housing prisoners.

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America

nikimcbee · 05-09-10, 10:30 AM

Sailor Steve · 05-09-10, 11:00 AM

Geez, McBee, that first one is hilarious!

It took me a minute to get the ram-ifications.

Jimbuna · 05-09-10, 11:54 AM

Apparently, on hearing that Barack Obama had won the presidency, his dad's brother exclaimed, "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle..."

05-09-10, 11:59 AM

How about this for an Obama-joke? Anybody think it's funny?

I think it's pretty god damn funny.

Sailor Steve · 05-09-10, 12:42 PM

I think it's a little on the crude side. I wouldn't wish that on anybody.

05-09-10, 12:53 PM

But calling Obama a monkey is ok, I get it now...

Task Force · 05-09-10, 12:57 PM

Yea, you cant call obama a monkey!!! That was Bush!

Chad · 05-09-10, 01:06 PM

Calling someone a monkey is quite different than thinking someone getting killed is..

05-09-10, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Chad

Calling someone a monkey is quite different than thinking someone getting killed is..

How exactly is it different?

Monkeys are hunted for sport, for food in some places. You can't murder a monkey, can you?

Tchocky · 05-09-10, 01:11 PM

I think the onus is on you here to show how they aren't different.

05-09-10, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Tchocky

I think the onus is on you here to show how they aren't different.

Well if both are allowed here on Subsim Radioroom then they have some very specific similarities about them.

Tchocky · 05-09-10, 01:22 PM

Not sure how it's relevant, but you'll probably find that there's more similarity between things that aren't allowed.

Platapus · 05-09-10, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by OneToughHerring

How about this for an Obama-joke? Anybody think it's funny?

I think it's pretty god damn funny.

Actually, no. I don't find the assassination of any president something to be laughed at. I think this post, or the link, needs to be deleted.

It is actually rather disturbing that you would find something like that funny.

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05-09-10, 11:00 AM	#19
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Geez, McBee, that first one is hilarious! It took me a minute to get the ram-ifications. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

05-09-10, 11:54 AM	#20
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Apparently, on hearing that Barack Obama had won the presidency, his dad's brother exclaimed, "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle..." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-09-10, 12:42 PM	#22
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I think it's a little on the crude side. I wouldn't wish that on anybody. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

05-09-10, 11:59 AM	#21
OneToughHerring Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	How about this for an Obama-joke? Anybody think it's funny? I think it's pretty god damn funny.

05-09-10, 12:53 PM	#23
OneToughHerring Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	But calling Obama a monkey is ok, I get it now...

05-09-10, 12:57 PM	#24
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Yea, you cant call obama a monkey!!! That was Bush! __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

05-09-10, 01:06 PM	#25
Chad ACE Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Kansas City Posts: 1,274 Downloads: 60 Uploads: 0	Calling someone a monkey is quite different than thinking someone getting killed is.. __________________

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Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	I think the onus is on you here to show how they aren't different. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

05-09-10, 01:22 PM	#29
Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Not sure how it's relevant, but you'll probably find that there's more similarity between things that aren't allowed. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]