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GoldenRivet 05-07-10 02:11 PM

Here they are... Obama Jokes LOL
 
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for
it.



Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.



Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to
society. The other is for housing prisoners.



Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.



Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America

UnderseaLcpl 05-07-10 02:22 PM

Did somebody post this before? It looks familiar.:hmmm:

I don't have any funny jokes, just this picture:
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o...bamanomics.jpg

Schroeder 05-07-10 02:25 PM

GR's last one is definitely older than the Obama administration.:hmmm:

AVGWarhawk 05-07-10 02:27 PM

Quote:

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

That's funny right there I don't care who you are...:O:

Chad 05-07-10 02:34 PM

The longer he stays in office, the more and more people are becoming upset with Obama.

I was on facebook today and a kid I went to high school with who was a HUGE Obama fanatic fanboi while running for office, now has a countdown till Obama is out of office.

And how come Obama doesn't pass Firefox's spellcheck. Every time I say Obama a red squiggly line comes underneath it :O:

Weiss Pinguin 05-07-10 02:36 PM

LOL @ Obama Value meal :rotfl2:

UnderseaLcpl 05-07-10 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chad (Post 1385220)
And how come Obama doesn't pass Firefox's spellcheck. Every time I say Obama a red squiggly line comes underneath it :O:

Firefox is waiting for his birth certificate.:DL

Weiss Pinguin 05-07-10 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl (Post 1385239)
Firefox is waiting for his birth certificate.:DL

http://nativeborncitizen.files.wordp...a-laughing.jpg

http://www.thewashingtonnote.com/twn...%20serious.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VdLCmonHde...ointing+aa.JPG

Chad 05-07-10 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl (Post 1385239)
Firefox is waiting for his birth certificate.:DL

:har:

That was a good one haha

Can't believe you said that :03:

UnderseaLcpl 05-07-10 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chad (Post 1385256)

Can't believe you said that :03:

:arrgh!:

Weiss Pinguin 05-07-10 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chad (Post 1385256)
:har:

That was a good one haha

Can't believe you said that :03:

Gotta watch them Marine types :lol:

SteamWake 05-07-10 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk (Post 1385214)
That's funny right there I don't care who you are...:O:

It was

GoldenRivet 05-07-10 05:14 PM

Lol these arent mine i ripped them off some other forum, but they are good for a chuckle

and most of them are easily applied to nearly any president:yeah:

nikimcbee 05-09-10 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl (Post 1385210)
Did somebody post this before? It looks familiar.:hmmm:

I don't have any funny jokes, just this picture:
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o...bamanomics.jpg

:haha::yeah:

Skybird 05-09-10 10:20 AM

http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/2...ionid3a64e.jpg
"Big welcome at the Gulf of Mexico"


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