Why does God hate the Houston Texans?

frau kaleun · 04-15-10, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Randomizer

While not believing that there is a God, am pretty sure that if there is He is too busy raining hell-fire and brimstone on Iceland and getting ready to end all things in 2012 too worry much about NFL schedules. He once told Homer Simpson that He had no time to watch Sunday football anymore and was not even aware of a team in Arizona.

That's where you're wrong. The Saints winning a Super Bowl was actually predicted by the Mayans as one of the first signs of the impending apocalypse.

04-15-10, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

That's where you're wrong. The Saints winning a Super Bowl was actually predicted by the Mayans as one of the first signs of the impending apocalypse.

Oops. My error, I had always believed that the Mayan's were Redskin's fans.

fred8615 · 04-15-10, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

That's where you're wrong. The Saints winning a Super Bowl was actually predicted by the Mayans as one of the first signs of the impending apocalypse.

THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE ACHIEVEMENTS OF THE SAINTS IN VAIN!!!

(Heretofore unknown 11th commandment.)

Freiwillige · 04-15-10, 12:50 PM

Because he has to protect his team the Dallas Cowboys! And due to the whole free will thing he cannot intervene directly so he intervened indirectly.

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Freiwillige The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phx. Az Posts: 1,458 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Because he has to protect his team the Dallas Cowboys! And due to the whole free will thing he cannot intervene directly so he intervened indirectly.