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mookiemookie 04-15-10 10:33 AM
Why does God hate the Houston Texans?
 
They just were given the NFL's toughest schedule this year: http://www.nfl.com/schedules/interactive#/team=HOU
:nope:

SteamWake 04-15-10 10:41 AM
Huh I dident know that God set the football schedules... go figure :haha:

mr chris 04-15-10 11:10 AM
Well if this is the year that they get to the play-offs they are going to do it the hard way.

:dead: The Patriots schedule is not that better.

Randomizer 04-15-10 11:20 AM
While not believing that there is a God, am pretty sure that if there is He is too busy raining hell-fire and brimstone on Iceland and getting ready to end all things in 2012 too worry much about NFL schedules. He once told Homer Simpson that He had no time to watch Sunday football anymore and was not even aware of a team in Arizona.

frau kaleun 04-15-10 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Randomizer (Post 1360743)
While not believing that there is a God, am pretty sure that if there is He is too busy raining hell-fire and brimstone on Iceland and getting ready to end all things in 2012 too worry much about NFL schedules. He once told Homer Simpson that He had no time to watch Sunday football anymore and was not even aware of a team in Arizona.
That's where you're wrong. The Saints winning a Super Bowl was actually predicted by the Mayans as one of the first signs of the impending apocalypse.

http://creativitymachine.net/wp-cont...are-a-fact.jpg

Randomizer 04-15-10 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by frau kaleun (Post 1360761)
That's where you're wrong. The Saints winning a Super Bowl was actually predicted by the Mayans as one of the first signs of the impending apocalypse.
Oops. My error, I had always believed that the Mayan's were Redskin's fans.

fred8615 04-15-10 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by frau kaleun (Post 1360761)
That's where you're wrong. The Saints winning a Super Bowl was actually predicted by the Mayans as one of the first signs of the impending apocalypse.
THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE ACHIEVEMENTS OF THE SAINTS IN VAIN!!!

(Heretofore unknown 11th commandment.)

Freiwillige 04-15-10 12:50 PM
Because he has to protect his team the Dallas Cowboys! And due to the whole free will thing he cannot intervene directly so he intervened indirectly.

Chad 04-15-10 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by mr chris (Post 1360728)
Well if this is the year that they get to the play-offs they are going to do it the hard way.

:dead: The Patriots schedule is not that better.
I'd almost trade the Patriot's schedule for the Chief's one anytime..

GO CHIEFS!

Sailor Steve 04-15-10 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Randomizer (Post 1360743)
While not believing that there is a God, am pretty sure that if there is He is too busy raining hell-fire and brimstone on Iceland and getting ready to end all things in 2012 too worry much about NFL schedules. He once told Homer Simpson that He had no time to watch Sunday football anymore and was not even aware of a team in Arizona.
I always like George Carlin's version: "'And on the seventh day He rested.' God isn't in church listening to you - he's out playing golf!"

Onkel Neal 04-15-10 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by mookiemookie (Post 1360677)
They just were given the NFL's toughest schedule this year: http://www.nfl.com/schedules/interactive#/team=HOU
:nope:

Because he loves the Dallas Cowboys??

nikimcbee 04-15-10 03:38 PM
Well, they (the Texans) do get one freebe, they are playing the raiders.:haha:

nikimcbee 04-15-10 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 1360882)
I always like George Carlin's version: "'And on the seventh day He rested.' God isn't in church listening to you - he's out playing golf!"
:har::har::har:

nikimcbee 04-15-10 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens (Post 1361052)
Because he loves the Dallas Cowboys??
Common misconception.

He actuall loves the cowboyz:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aAMgJW-puH...an_300x298.jpg

and sadam too.

Chad 04-15-10 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by nikimcbee (Post 1361059)
Well, they (the Texans) do get one freebe, they are playing the raiders.:haha:
Haha don't let Neal read this, he'll have your skin :arrgh!:


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