[Joke]

Lt commander lare · 04-02-10, 08:43 AM

sorry i was out of town and i just got back april fools everyone but we can still hope

Lt Commander Lare

IanC · 04-02-10, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Lt commander lare

sorry i was out of town and i just got back april fools everyone but we can still hope

Lt Commander Lare

Fattysbox · 04-02-10, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Lt commander lare

sorry i was out of town and i just got back april fools everyone but we can still hope

Lt Commander Lare

SO... WHATS UP?? Is this a joke or not? Peeps are going to take this serious...

Heretic · 04-02-10, 08:46 AM

That's just cruel, man.

BigBANGtheory · 04-02-10, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Lt commander lare

sorry i was out of town and i just got back april fools everyone but we can still hope

Lt Commander Lare

You realise that you have until midday on April 1st to make a joke, so by UK time of your post (given this is an international forum) that makes u a bit of a <insert your own word of choice here to avoid me breaking forum rules>.

Jimbuna · 04-02-10, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by BigBANGtheory

You realise that you have until midday on April 1st to make a joke, so by UK time of your post (given this is an international forum) that makes u a bit of a <insert your own word of choice here to avoid me breaking forum rules>.

Oh cut the guy some slack....it's not as if he's stolen the crown jewels

Sailor Steve · 04-02-10, 01:39 PM

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Oh cut the guy some slack....it's not as if he's stolen the crown jewels

Speaking of which, Scotland Yard are seeking these men for questioning in the missing Crown Jewels case:

If you see them, do not try to apprehend or approach. Call the police. These men are not armed but are dangerously stupid. The one on the right...no, left...I mean your right as you face them...well, the big one is, we think, the ringleader. The smaller...um, shorter one is known to pant and drool a lot. If you get too close he might knock you down and lick your face.

Jimbuna · 04-02-10, 01:43 PM

Classic

tater · 04-02-10, 01:44 PM

Remember the similar reaction to the faked SH5 screenshots with powerups, etc.

That was funny as hell, but again, due to the stupidity of readers, needed to be labeled, "JOKE."

If you get bothered by posts like this, stop reading SS for a while, and start a humor regimen. I know many recommend Three Stooges movies as a good starting point. There are also quite a few humor sites on this internet thing that might get you started.

PS—lare, you sucked ME in to check the thread, too, but that's the idea of that kind of joke, good one!

frau kaleun · 04-02-10, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

If you see them, do not try to apprehend or approach. Call the police. These men are not armed but are dangerously stupid. The one on the right...no, left...I mean your right as you face them...well, the big one is, we think, the ringleader. The smaller...um, shorter one is known to pant and drool a lot. If you get too close he might knock you down and lick your face.

If they follow me home, can I keep them? Obviously the big one needs a thorough deworming but what about the little one? Has he had all his shots?

I need to know ASAP, the 2-for-1 spay'n'neuter special expires tomorrow.

Jimbuna · 04-02-10, 01:59 PM

I'll just hang on to my meat and two veg if you don't mind

I've kinda got attached to it

frau kaleun · 04-02-10, 02:05 PM

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I'll just hang on to my meat and two veg if you don't mind

I've kinda got attached to it

Don't mess with the moneymaker, eh?

Sailor Steve · 04-02-10, 02:02 PM

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If they follow me home, can I keep them?

Since they've already been kicked out of every decent nation on earth, I don't see why not.

I don't see why you would want them, either, but who am I to judge?

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Has he had all his shots?

I plugged him two or three times by my count, but the little varmint just won't stay down.

Jimbuna · 04-02-10, 02:05 PM

IIRC the little bugga was too busy leaving game discs with SH4 and GWX3.0 beta written on them lying around, hoping someone would come across them and make an astonished fuss

BigBANGtheory · 04-03-10, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Speaking of which, Scotland Yard are seeking these men for questioning in the missing Crown Jewels case:

If you see them, do not try to apprehend or approach. Call the police. These men are not armed but are dangerously stupid. The one on the right...no, left...I mean your right as you face them...well, the big one is, we think, the ringleader. The smaller...um, shorter one is known to pant and drool a lot. If you get too close he might knock you down and lick your face.

We have our own methods of dealing with such despicable villainy

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,743 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I'll just hang on to my meat and two veg if you don't mind I've kinda got attached to it __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-02-10, 02:05 PM	#14
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,743 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	IIRC the little bugga was too busy leaving game discs with SH4 and GWX3.0 beta written on them lying around, hoping someone would come across them and make an astonished fuss __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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tater Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Mexico, USA Posts: 9,023 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 2	Remember the similar reaction to the faked SH5 screenshots with powerups, etc. That was funny as hell, but again, due to the stupidity of readers, needed to be labeled, "JOKE." If you get bothered by posts like this, stop reading SS for a while, and start a humor regimen. I know many recommend Three Stooges movies as a good starting point. There are also quite a few humor sites on this internet thing that might get you started. PS—lare, you sucked ME in to check the thread, too, but that's the idea of that kind of joke, good one!